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Sopwith Camel
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Galactic Navy
Joined: March 07, 2002
Posts: 651
From: Toronto
|  Posted: 2011-02-05 13:37
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On 2011-02-05 08:06, Ship-Of-Fools wrote:
no matter who u are, or how powerful u are, u have to use the rest room. i dont mean to pee or such but that nightmare that we call public restroom, when u have to exposed yourself in an embarrassing way in a public facility and do someone that right down at the core of us, we know i just Wrong.
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Actually, Kim Jong Il doesn't defecate or urinate. But that was a very deep post 
Keep on truckin!
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-Flipasaurus Wench-
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: August 28, 2002
Posts: 449
From: 44° North, 88° West
| Posted: 2011-02-06 01:11
Eat a fiber one granola bar or two. It'll come out so fast you won't need to wipe.
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Sven
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: January 11, 2003
Posts: 278
From: Vancouver, Canada
| Posted: 2011-04-26 21:08
Nothing to see here, move along.
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Borgie
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Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2011-04-26 21:45
i dunno nothing worse then the public restrooms after a long days tack and field event prolly the worst bathrooms i seen while driving a bus.
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Shath
Admiral
Pitch Black
Joined: July 17, 2007
Posts: 219
From: Portland, OR
| Posted: 2011-08-19 02:29
im here to demand this thread to be reinstated to activeness again
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Ravendark
Marshal
Sanity Assassins
Joined: July 01, 2010
Posts: 443
| Posted: 2011-08-19 10:52
AC AC AC AC ACTIVATE ACTIVATE!!!
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*Nemesis*©
Chief Marshal
*Renegade Space Marines*
Joined: March 05, 2005
Posts: 213
| Posted: 2011-08-20 06:51
Yay!!! Another PB member to teach
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Shath
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Pitch Black
Joined: July 17, 2007
Posts: 219
From: Portland, OR
| Posted: 2011-08-24 01:32
o hai nem miss meh
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Ship-Of-Fools
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Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2012-05-30 16:17
Ok its been a while, i have been on the road and have learned a great many things and relearned a few several times
i haave relearned that mooning a state trooper is still not funny....to the state trooper
i have learned that u shouldnt wipe your bum with the walmart brand of Chlorox reddi wipes either....same burn...just cheaper
i have also learned that u should wash your hands before and after you pee if u have recently fueled a tractor trailer as diesel fuel on the naughty parts burns for a long time
dont ever try to clean diesel fuel off your private part with a walmart brand reddi wipe
if u wake up in the middle of the nite at a truck stop in georgia...and cant figure out why....Run do not walk to the bathroom
always check for mud puddles before throwing laundry out the passenger side of your truck
always check for mud puddles before falling out of your truck on top of a pile of wet muddy laundry
you can use waterless hand cleaner to help comb your hair if u have no access to water
waterless hand cleaner is flammable
dont use a reddi wipe to clean a burn
dont try to sleep in your refridgerated trailer when its hot, with the door propped open...as someone will close it to be helpful
cell phones dont work inside insulated trailers
a surprisng number of people know morse code for SOS
make sure you either kill current to a wire, or make sure wirecutter has insulated handle before cutting the wire
dont use reddi wipes to clean an electrical burn
it sux very badly when the transmission falls off a commercial truck
In other news, i have recently come off a dedicated account where i stayed close to home, as i have moved my GF and a 2 year old child home to ky from dallas, i thought it was a great idea....then i found out that dedicated meant that i would have to sleep in my truck 100 miles from home and talk to my GF on a cell phone..
this is also the reason you guys have not heard from me as most of the places i was at didnt know what the internet was, let alone have access...so i got a new handy dandy wireless hub, which i thought was really cool, and was only 50 bucks a month...then i found out that i still didnt have internet but now i got a 2 year contract, and was privileged to pay for not having net
right now i am in oregon, waiting to pickup a load that is going to PA, which is like 2400 miles...i like nice long trips time to relax...on the bright side i will be online more often and hence able to update this thread
ship-of-fools
Ontario, Oregon
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Feralwulf
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Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2012-05-30 17:12
Damn I love you!
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Ship-Of-Fools
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Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2012-05-30 18:29
also, dont use a reddi wipe to clean rashes on your backside
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Ship-Of-Fools
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Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2012-05-30 21:39
i have been rereading my posts on this forum and i have to admitt even i grinned a few times...a clown...really?
alot of things have happened other than reddi wipes, i have been a long hual driver for about 5 years now, on october 14 of this year my truck is paid off...and owned free and clear...which is a big deal as the truck payment was 1600.00 a month, and i can use that money for alot of other things that are more fun....in other words get drunk chase my GF around the bedroom for a week, and then start saving up the down payment for a new truck, as this one will wear out a few years after its payed off, if it dosnt blow up in glorious flame on october 15th..which is what i expect
i am still with the same company and still making a living, although i have decided i hate georgia and every state that touches georgia, i dont have anything agaisnt the people that live there, its the temp...i mean really...u can swim in the air its so hot and muggy
my transmission fell off this year, which sucked more than anything has ever sucked before...
on the bright side i can now top any complaint from any other truck driver
they like " i aint getting no frieght blah blah" and i am like, did your transmission fall off"
i bought 2 nice vehicles 2 toyota tundras...and only regrett i didnt do it earlier...as they would be paid off now
while parked in delaware i got out of my truck , and was rather startled when i stepped on a chicken...scared the crap out of me
i just finnished dropping a load of chicken in wilsonville ORegon
am now waiting to pick up 20 tons of frozen veggies going to PA
just finnished replacing my drive tires which set me back 5600.00 bucks...hey at least my transmission didnt fall off again
i have a catapillar C15 in my truck, which is very good at moving cargo...they only thing it does better is discover new and better ways to leak oil
it is currently 88F outside which is to hot to sleep, but my air conditioning makes the truck ice cold...so i freeze my arse off with 3 blankets while my paintjob gets sun baked
i am sorry i dont have any bathroom stories, as i have started taking probiotic...and now i have epic fart stories
last month i got a zit on my ass, 2 days later it popped...on the inside and became an abcess...which i couldnt stop playing with...and the abcess popped...on the inside. 36 hours later i was in a hospital in north caralina having my butt cut open and having a huge infection the size of a baseball drained...then i was stuck in a motel for 4 days, and then brought to dallas fr 5 days to get cleared to drive a truck again all this, and no home time...so 2 weeks later i got to go home. on the bright side maxi pads make great bandages, even have sticky stuff on the outside so they stick to your panties....errr underclothes
my GF thought me using maxi pads was just the bomb....i was amused now she ends every arguement with mentioning that i might need to change my pad
she also pointed out that i now have 2 butt holes...does that make me twice the ass?
PS dont use a reddi wipe to clean your second butthole
still in Ontaio Oregon
Ship-of-Fools
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GunsOfHonor
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Joined: July 31, 2011
Posts: 191
| Posted: 2012-05-31 00:16
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On 2012-05-30 16:17, Ship-Of-Fools wrote:
if u wake up in the middle of the nite at a truck stop in georgia...and cant figure out why....Run do not walk to the bathroom
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So..... what you trying to say??? we here rednecks in georgia cant hold our tanks
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GunsOfHonor
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Joined: July 31, 2011
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| Posted: 2012-05-31 00:23
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On 2012-05-30 21:39, Ship-Of-Fools wrote:
i have decided i hate georgia and every state that touches georgia, i dont have anything agaisnt the people that live there, its the temp...i mean really...u can swim in the air its so hot and muggy
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you learn too get used to it but the best part is when people from arizona say its hot there then come to Georgia Lmao
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Fatal Perihelion
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Fatal Squadron
Joined: April 15, 2010
Posts: 308
| Posted: 2012-05-31 07:20
more pictures pls! (not of the ass)
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