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Walrus of Apathy
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From: Dorans Basement
Posted: 2015-03-21 19:07   
* Enterprise @39933 sent to Friends: "We could play Darkspace"
* [TK]The Fridge @176995 sent to Friends: "WOAH WOAH, Dude, let's not say things we'll later regret"
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From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2016-11-02 19:25   
08:51:35 [=ICC=]GothThug {C?}: "cause im buying new parts for my gaming PC"
08:58:44 [=ICC=]GothThug {C?}: "soooooo..i got tired of replacing parts..and decided that when i save enough, im buying an alienware PC...."
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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
Posted: 2016-11-27 20:12   
16:49:46 PokeYourWaffle: "Not possible, DarkSpace IS life."

If the current state is any measure then....we are all on our death bed...
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kenetiks
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From: Bandcamp
Posted: 2016-12-03 22:12   
Did the old Random Lobby Quotes thread die somehow? After much google trickery, I was able to locate insanely old threads but was never able to locate the old rlq thread which had some of my more...memorable ramblings in it.
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Posted: 2016-12-03 22:21   
Circa 3/2005

* [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger] pokes kenetiks {GTN}[R33]
05:05:49 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "what the frell you doing hiding at the bottom like that =P"
05:05:56 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "I'm eating ruffles at the moment, and they are good"
05:06:03 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "I'm sneaking"
05:06:16 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "Reeses Pieces + Milk > rufflage!"
* kenetiks {GTN}[R33] is using HIS /hide command, otherwise known as /away
* [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~ winks suspiciously at kenetiks {GTN}[R33]...
05:06:45 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "Because I do not have that leet admin command set"
05:07:08 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "* Status is "God"..."
05:07:22 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "Exactly"
05:07:33 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "maybe If I bride tael"
05:07:37 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "=P"
05:07:43 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "bride..."
05:07:50 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "I could send him flowers and chocolate"
05:07:49 [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~: "...Bride?"
05:07:52 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "oh my god on earth & heaven I hope that was a typo..."
05:08:03 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "BRIBE BRIBE"
05:08:05 [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~: "ditto coeus"
05:08:12 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "rofl"
05:08:15 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "quote book!"
05:08:22 [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~: "hha"
* kenetiks {GTN}[R33] hides his face in shame
05:09:27 [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~: "lol"
05:09:50 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "don't you dare quote that coeus"
05:10:10 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "Not only is it on the quotes page..."
05:10:14 [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~: "2 sec's later he puts it in the quote book."
05:10:15 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "* You sent to [Admin]Tael @44456: "... 05:07:32 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "maybe If I bride tael" just thought you should know his intentions ""
05:10:30 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "OH MY GOD"
05:10:33 [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~: "LOL"
* [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger] is beginning to think the whole hardcore redneck thing is a cover for... deeper feelings
05:10:55 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "TALE I BEG FORGIVENESS"
05:11:01 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "TAEL TAEL"
05:11:04 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "Oooooh god I'm gonna get the crap banned outa me =P"
05:11:07 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "LMFAO!"
05:11:11 [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~: "LOL"
* [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~ falls over laughing...
05:11:45 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "Post = edited with fresh material "
05:11:56 [S.W]Coeus [NCX-Charger]: "I think Ken is the best source of quotes as of late..."
05:12:01 [CEC]~{NeoHermes}~{453rd}~: "lol"
05:12:31 kenetiks {GTN}[R33]: "....."
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Posted: 2016-12-04 15:48   
The old thread had over 63553 replies, which meant it broke the site. It sadly had to be annexed I believe.
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From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2016-12-04 22:30   
i've got an archive somewhere. one of them at least. there's been at least 3 RLQ threads over the years

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From: Bandcamp
Posted: 2016-12-06 18:27   
Quote:
On 2016-12-04 22:30, Doran wrote:
i've got an archive somewhere. one of them at least. there's been at least 3 RLQ threads over the years

[ This Message was edited by: Doran on 2016-12-04 22:30 ]




If you do, would you mind digging it up for me? I can database it if it's backed up in SQL format, or csv, etc. Then dump it to a file to archive to be placed with the rest of my archives.
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Posted: 2016-12-12 09:48   
check ur pm ken
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Posted: 2016-12-21 20:48   
Quote:
On 2016-12-12 09:48, Doran wrote:
check ur pm ken




Now, that's going to take some time. I'll have to convert every comment and reply into machine readable format. Manually. *chuckles*

Nothing a good weekend won't cure. Until then, any objection to me archiving it like the others and making it available to anyone?
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Entil-Zha the Starkiller
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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
Posted: 2017-03-29 23:49   
Well...you've had 3 months to work on it ken...

SHARE!

In the meantime here is a bit more of my admittedly limited supply.

16:43:32 [OU]Ray*CO*: "I think Fattierob is gonna be an Admin."
16:44:24 [OU]Ray*CO*: "He can do it. He's Fattierob He can do anything."
16:44:56 PokeYourWaffle: "Except women"
16:45:16 [OU]Ray*CO*: "Hmmm.....Maby"
16:45:16 PokeYourWaffle: "Douche mode, activated."
16:45:27 PokeYourWaffle: "^^"
16:46:09 PokeYourWaffle: "Oh lag"
16:46:13 PokeYourWaffle: "D:"
16:46:26 [OU]Ray*CO*: "Geja!"
16:46:38 PokeYourWaffle: "Damn you server! Work correctly!"
16:47:07 [OU]Ray*CO*: "Think eledore and Feral should date."
16:47:32 PokeYourWaffle: "Most definetely."
16:47:54 [OU]Ray*CO*: "what do you think Geja?"
16:48:57 [OU]Ray*CO*: "Guess she doesnt wanna talk"
16:49:13 PokeYourWaffle: "She's taking a shower! Go look now!"
16:49:24 [OU]Ray*CO*: "Yeas!!"
16:49:31 [FS]Fatal Brutality: "or she has a life outside of this game? imagine that? "
16:49:46 PokeYourWaffle: "Not possible, DarkSpace IS life."

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More later.
[ This Message was edited by: Entil-Zha the Starkiller on 2017-04-03 02:19 ]
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Posted: 2017-04-15 01:00   
Quote:
On 2017-03-29 23:49, Entil-Zha the Starkiller wrote:
Well...you've had 3 months to work on it ken...

SHARE!

[ This Message was edited by: Entil-Zha the Starkiller on 2017-04-03 02:19 ]




Well, I do—technically—have them shared via httpd and ftpd.

I just haven't gotten around to converting them into something readable as of yet. If I do get around to it, what I will most likely do is create a table in my server box's mysql database. I have a debugging controller I wrote that has a bunch of functions to dump mysql tables in various formats. So all anyone would need to do is structure a url for how they'd like the data. I.E., http://osiris.rybdude.com/~kenetiks/debug/dump/tablename/format(CSV/SQL/ETC)

The only tedious part is putting hundreds, if not thousands, of comments into a mysql table. That's gonna take hours and hours of work. But, I'll get to it sooner or later.
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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
Posted: 2017-05-31 22:11   
You open each up individually...

Find the funny...

Copy/Paste

Like so...

-----------------------
On 2009-09-29 05:11, Sixkiller wrote:

Goth really thinks hes what darkspace is all about...


goth's what the hokey pokey is all about...

ya put yer left foot in, ya put yer left foot out
yo put yer left foot in, and ya shake it all about...
------------------------------

But the above song need to do it to the tone that Londo from Babylon 5 does....

But that would be just as much of a headache as converting...

Since my internet is too close its monthly limit to do a helluv alot for the next 2 week (TM) until the reset (where is the DS Patent office so they can get their royalty fee on my use of that?)...I'll do some sifting and share some good ones.

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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
Posted: 2017-05-31 23:01   
Any particular notes or thoughts I add to the below will in ( ).

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(NOW THIS ONE SUMS UP DARKSPACE! OR AT LEAST HOW IT USED TO BE!)

On 2008-05-21 14:25, Fattierob (2x Nanatsu-Yoru) wrote:
16:11:15 [Raven]Crim {R33}: "@Rob 'Stars, man go there. Man be like angry at other man, man break apart from man. Man pew pew. man see flying lobster, man and man and flying lobster pewpew'"

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01:54:06 [CEC]BackSlash *Jack* *SL3*: "Did you know alt+f4 makes your text go backwards in GCQL?"
01:54:10 [CEC]BackSlash *Jack* *SL3*: ".ereh ti did I ?eeS"
01:54:30 [CEC]BackSlash *Jack* *SL3*: "!asskick stI"

* [CEC]Gejaheline *T3* watches the lobby empty of gullible people

01:55:05 [CEC]Dominator_243 *S1*: "u stink jack.."
01:55:09 [CEC]Dominator_243 *S1*: "i fell for that"
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16:59:38 [=NWO=]1RA LlamaPajamas: "FFS"
16:59:51 [=NWO=]1RA LlamaPajamas: "The screws in my chair were loose"
17:00:03 [=NWO=]1RA LlamaPajamas: "And I leaned a bit to the side and it broke and I slammed into my desk"
17:02:19 [Lord]Sir Diablos {C?}: "roifl"
17:02:29 [Lord]Sir Diablos {C?}: "nice one llama"
17:02:52 [=NWO=]1RA LlamaPajamas: "I'm gonna find the Asian kids that made this chair"
* [Lord]Sir Diablos {C?} waves to [-UN-]BackSlash *Jack*...
17:02:58 [=NWO=]1RA LlamaPajamas: "And I'm gonna burn the rice paddy to the ground"
17:03:03 Doran: "gravity, not just a good idea, its the LAW"

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00:42:27 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools: "everytime goth talks i get stupider"
* [-MsP-]GothThug {C?} @116906 sent to Friends: "jesus christ it doesnt work like that....a psychic cannot just out of the blue pull out a random future ugh"

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19:48:19 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools: "ohh so me not understanding post is u not sending the link first..."
* Doran edjumacates sof
19:48:47 [-MsP-]Mzungu: "I read that differently at first, Doran"

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22:59:02 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "wow, that was an amazing fart"
22:59:08 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "i think my ears popped"
22:59:31 [-MsP-]Mzungu, aka The Ineffable Wibble: "Another wise statement by SoF"
22:59:29 Doran: "you farted out your ears?"
22:59:34 [-MsP-]GothThug {C?}: "lulz"
22:59:37 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "ty Mzu"
22:59:50 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "no, i in lil truck, and i farted, pressure change pooped my ears"
22:59:57 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "pooped"
23:00:01 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "popped"
23:00:04 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "dammit"
23:00:21 [-MsP-]Mzungu, aka The Ineffable Wibble: "Lmao"
23:00:08 [-MsP-]GothThug {C?}: "hahahhaahha"
23:00:28 [-MsP-]Mzungu, aka The Ineffable Wibble: "I'm foruming this"
23:00:13 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "hush, all u all hush"
23:00:16 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "hush goth"
23:00:27 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "u 2 mzu"
23:00:29 [-MsP-]GothThug {C?}: "um....how bout...nooooooo"
23:00:30 [RIMU]Ship-Of-Fools(Doran4Pres): "hells no"
23:00:32 [-MsP-]GothThug {C?}: "xD"

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(Now isn't this one...colorful.)

22:09:19 Josef: "Oh man, I just passed a Urocyon"
22:09:25 Josef: "Dude, ouch!"
22:11:33 Shigernafy: "It makes me think of Battlestar Galactica and The Magic School bus combined."
22:11:53 Shigernafy: "The Battlestars shrink and take a tour of the human body, fighting the Cylons in the Urinary tract."

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17:15:40 2nd Rear Admiral Behalter: "i found out to never hold the end of a spark plug wire when someone is turning hte car over"

(Is a good and quick...if painful...way to see if an old fashioned hand-crank engine's magneto works though)

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01:47:35 [-MSP-]GothThug {C?}: "my IQ went from 145 to 100 after that code"
01:49:25 [Raven]Crim {Pants?}: "Theres about.. I guess 2% of the entire world thats above 140, Goth."
01:49:54 [Raven]Crim {Pants?}: "So, you are telling me. That with your horrid grammar, your ability to not understand anything, that you are one of the smartest people ever to live?"
01:50:12 [-MSP-]GothThug {C?}: "i like to play dumb crim"
01:50:18 [-MSP-]GothThug {C?}: "it confuses people"

(If only?)

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(Another oldie that I just had to re-share. It's a copy/paste of GothThug's posted reponse & the quote he responds to.)


GothThug {C?}
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Posted: 2007-01-01 21:39
Quote:


On 2006-12-28 22:56, E.A.S. Agamemnon wrote:
21:52:57 [S.W]$yTHe {Ret.}: "Here, Soul"
21:53:11 [S.W]$yTHe {Ret.}: "Listen to this poetry, as Juxtapose reenacts Griller striking a planet"
21:53:20 [S.W]$yTHe {Ret.}: "It wasn't so much an impact on Uranus as a gentle thrust into Uranus lubricated by the congealing fluids of the outer atmosphere. Thankfully, Griller made the entry slightly less traumatizing to Uranus by performing a manuever known in the Spacer world as a "Reach-Around". "




my eyes, MY EYES! ahhhhh! holy sweet mother of god!


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That's it for now. LOTS of nice reading in those.

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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
Posted: 2017-06-02 23:06   
I know...
What I'm about to do is amongst the gravest of sins that can be committed short of stealing Faustus' beer or any of a number of crimes equally sacreligeous...but...self-quote it is.


18:31:37 [-GTN-]Doran: "Patience is what you have when there are witnesses"
18:32:25 [-KR-]Entil-Zha the Starkiller: "doran? patient? when did this trait develop"
18:32:47 Antoni: "good one"


100% new material. Only those veterans might even mildly get it...
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