| Author |
Random Lobby Quotes |
Xavier I. Agamemnon
Grand Admiral
Exathra Alliance Fleet
Joined: October 12, 2010
Posts: 357
From: Babylon5
|  Posted: 2011-05-02 14:13
wth that was funny but random
_________________
Xavier I. Agamemnon
CD/I.C.S Spartacus
HC/I.C.S Athena
CDD/I.C.S Achilles
Leader of the Exathra Alliance Fleet.
|
Ruuu
Grand Admiral
Joined: November 20, 2009
Posts: 135
From: That Tree Over There...
| Posted: 2011-05-02 20:54
ok 2 things 1st
and 2nd..... im hoping that was fully LG's program there.....
[ This Message was edited by: [FA]JAZZAMAN [R33] on 2011-05-02 20:57 ]
_________________
|
jamesbob
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 22, 2009
Posts: 410
| Posted: 2011-05-03 04:55
Quote:
|
On 2011-05-01 14:55, LobbyGhost wrote:
Warning: Self-referential submissions violate humor guidelines.
Exception approved:
* You sent to Fattierob @75839: "Hey baby, want to create a circuit and share some electrons?"
* Fattierob @75839 Sent "What"
* You sent to Fattierob @75839: "I've been holding this in for far too long... but.. I think I love you!"
* Fattierob @75839 Sent "Sorry, my transformer only accepts virgin power signals"
13:32:32 Fattierob: "Wait"
13:32:34 Fattierob: "What is love?"
13:32:39 LobbyGhost: "Fattierob: Oh baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more."
* Fattierob @75839 Sent "oh god i'm so sorry I don't want to hertz you anymore"
* You sent to Fattierob @75839: "I can replace my power coupling! Modulate it to your frequency! Don't worry, I can operate at a very low hertz."
* Fattierob @75839 Sent "I put on my power coupling and voltage hi-hat."
* Fattierob @75839 Sent "I tenderly grip your capacitors and play with your smooth silky silicon ...."
* You sent to Fattierob @75839: "Ooh, I like to play dress up."
* [*FTL*]Defiance*XO* slaps LobbyGhost in the head...
13:38:45 LobbyGhost: "Leave me alone; I'm busy."
* You sent to Fattierob @75839: "You're putting my electrons into an excited state. My shells are expanding!"
13:39:58 Fattierob: "LobbyGhost and I are about to make a nice conducting couple"
* Fattierob @75839 Sent "I'll take you to a higher quantimized state of existence, baby."
* You sent to Fattierob @75839: "Hold on, let me put on my silicon on insulator.."
* Fattierob @75839 Sent "Are you wearing your MOSFET? You know I don't like any leaky electromagnetics"
|
|
*dies from laughter*
_________________
|
Fattierob
Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2011-05-03 09:55
10:50:48 Enterprise: "And yes, if there were an achievement for jumping into planets 500 times, I would jump into a planet 500 times."
10:51:25 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "I wonder what ship could be created for that badge..."
10:52:45 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: ""This ship is granted to pilots who are apparently incapable of avoiding planets. It's called a weapons platform.""
_________________
|
DiepLuc
Chief Marshal
Joined: March 23, 2010
Posts: 1187
| Posted: 2011-05-06 14:57
Put joke aside. Sometimes, we need to read meaningful quotes and here they are.
02:19:35 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Good feedback is required."
02:19:37 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Not retarded comments."
02:20:02 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Critics who moan, and do nothing but moan, are retards, and they do nothing but piss people off."
02:20:16 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "If you know we have plans to fix depots, why are you bringing it up?"
02:20:26 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "A decent critic would understand it's going to be changed when we have time."
02:25:00 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "People just need to understand that we're players too, and we work on this when we can."
02:25:26 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "We absolutely DO NOT tollerate or appreciate people moaning constantly about something THEY KNOW is being worked on. ESPECIALLY when they understand the nature in which the game is developed under."
02:25:56 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "People like that who refuse to understand, and are too stubborn to listen do nothing but damage the game, and we have orders to stop people doing that."
02:26:08 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "You moan, I push."
02:26:17 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "I worked from 9 pm til 7 am this morning tweaking beams."
02:26:24 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "And that's after waking up at 8 am and going to work all day."
02:26:39 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "You think people like myself who work on the game appreciate being moaned at? no."
02:26:51 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Especially when I'm doing it for you guys, out of my spare time, for free."
02:26:54 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "That goes for all the dev team."
02:27:24 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Just because you know how to code, or change something, doesn't mean you know how to fix everything in the game at a glance. Nor does it mean if you can do it, that it'll take 5 minutes."
02:27:50 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "So PLEASE try and understand we are JUST like you."
02:27:54 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "But we use whatever skills we have to HELP the game."
02:28:01 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "So how about you use whatever skills YOU have to help the game too?"
02:28:21 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Because it really pains me to spend my free time working on the game to make it better, to see someone come in hear and moan, damaging the game."
02:28:37 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Try and understand it from that point of view."
02:29:03 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Why should I spend my free time working on the game, trying to make it better, as all the developers do when they can (which is a lot more than you all realise), when people come in here, and moan constantly."
02:29:12 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "We don't need any thanks, or any money."
02:29:20 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "We just want people to help the game, like we help it."
02:29:43 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Players making videos, spreading the word..."
02:30:02 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "As far as we're concerned, that's just as much help as we do."
02:31:23 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Next time anyone wants to moan about the game, try and remember what we do, and that we do all we can to help the game, and then try to do the same."
02:31:38 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "I am no different from you all."
02:31:45 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Only that I know C++, and I can write a bit of code here and there."
02:31:55 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "If you are part of a gaming community, make a post, bring some friends."
02:32:01 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "If you can make videos - make some."
02:33:12 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "This is a game created by the community, if you think about it."
02:33:23 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "When the community starts doing more bad than good, you end up with a dying game."
02:33:34 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "We do all we can from our end."
02:33:48 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "You can call us stupid all you like, but you're not here, writing the code, testing it."
02:33:59 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "You're not here designing the weapons, doing all the math, and testing it."
02:34:40 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "We never stop listening to the community."
02:36:50 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "So next time you see someone moaning, making a silly comment, etc. Educate them, and help."
02:37:28 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "Cos we really, really try to help this game when we can, with what skills we have, and although I cant speak for the staff or dev team - on a personal note, it really annoys me when i see someone who should know better moaning about something they know we're aiming to fix."
Some replies were removed
_________________
|
The Fridge
Chief Marshal
Templar Knights
Joined: December 13, 2008
Posts: 559
From: In Your Fridge, Eating your Foods.
| Posted: 2011-05-06 16:57
22:42:54 [-GTN-]BackSlash: "brb, need sausuage"
* You sent to Friends: "Go Go Veron, Jack needs a Sausuage!"
* [Raven]Veronw @108135 sent to Friends: "sorry, was totally distracted"
* [Raven]Veronw @108135 sent to Friends: "also, jack aint worthy of mah sausage!"
[ This Message was edited by: The Fridge on 2011-05-06 16:58 ]
_________________
|
Veronw
Marshal
Joined: December 13, 2004
Posts: 554
| Posted: 2011-05-06 17:44
[TK]The Fridge @176995 sent to Friends: "As stated in the Bible, Mark 3:10 "And as jesus raised his glass of wine he said to his disciples" Veron's stick surpasses my own greatness""
_________________
|
Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2011-05-06 20:24
21:16:26 [-GTN-]Doran: "You enter the Lobby from the north. It is DarkSpace. You are likely to get banned by a moderator."
_________________
|
Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2011-05-07 11:11
09:11:10 [-GTN-]Doran: "ent doesnt like his ship's undercarrige getting tickled"
09:11:24 Enterprise: "Oh yes he does."
_________________
|
*FTL*Soulless
Marshal
Joined: June 25, 2010
Posts: 787
From: Dres-Kona
| Posted: 2011-05-09 22:52
22:50:43 [-GTN-]Doran: "resets your pres. studies have shown that 89% of all players with scores are affected by lag"
22:51:04 [-GTN-]Doran: "logically if you dont have any scrore, you're less likely to be affected by lag"
_________________
We are Back from the shadows.
|
Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2011-05-09 23:12
21:09:54 [Admin]Mr Black: "and btw, why did no one say that t1 missiles really sucked? i mean seriously."
21:10:07 [Admin]Mr Black: "oh you probably did, i just havent been around"
21:10:12 [Admin]Mr Black: "but still"
21:10:38 [Raven]Sardaukar: "I thought it was common knowledge."
21:10:59 [Raven]Sardaukar: "I mean, you don't go around saying cake is delicious, or poo is smelly, or lacro sucks."
21:11:13 [Raven]Lacro: "Lacro blows*"
21:11:27 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "really Lacro?"
21:11:44 [Raven]Lacro: "For a price."
_________________
|
Veronw
Marshal
Joined: December 13, 2004
Posts: 554
| Posted: 2011-05-11 23:26
Eledore ICC Massis [R33] @40922 Sent "* You sent to [Admin]Faustus @1: "just tought you should know how people feel about you. it is humurous. * [Raven]Veronw @108135 sent to Friends: "no worries! if richard, the almighty most manly of men can use pony as a battlecry, you should be fine"""
_________________
|
Gejaheline
Fleet Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 19, 2005
Posts: 1127
From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
| Posted: 2011-05-12 19:03
[-GTN-]Doran @74648 Sent "i need to go and drink a cup of ass."
_________________
[Darkspace Moderator] [Galactic Navy Fleet Officer]
|
Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2011-05-15 09:45
* [MODTALK] [-GTN-]Doran @74648 Sent "always amusing when the lawyer gets the sentance instead of their client. i guess you could say it has a certain *glasses pull* appeal. YEEAAAAAHHH"
_________________
|
Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2011-05-17 12:32
13:29:52 [Raven]Lacrosseian: "Speaking of broken."
* [Raven]Sardaukar breaks [Raven]Lacrosseian...
13:30:54 [Raven]Lacrosseian: "Cannot break what was never straight."
13:30:57 [Raven]Lacrosseian: "Wait..."
_________________
|
English
Deutsch
Nederlands
)
