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Mylith
Grand Admiral
Faster than Light
Joined: July 19, 2011
Posts: 507
From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
|  Posted: 2012-03-21 22:34
* [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob takes out the Darkspace Bible
23:26:37 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "hold on let me check"
23:26:44 [Admin]Pantheon: "I had ice cream."
23:26:47 [Admin]Pantheon: "I forgot about it."
* You are back...
23:26:49 [Admin]Pantheon: "I now has cream."
23:26:56 Creativity: "what happened?"
* Creativity gives chocolate chip ice cream to Pantheon
23:27:15 [Brit]Walrus of Apathy: "It melted...."
23:27:20 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "According to the scripterse, Sheet 2 Lines 98 and 99"
23:27:56 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "And thy foe, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
23:28:11 Fluttershy: "where do i find a darkspace bible?  "
* [Brit]Walrus of Apathy points Fluttershy to the * * * Official DarkSpace Wiki * * *, available for all your DS information needs...
23:28:39 [Brit]Walrus of Apathy: "It's not entirely compete yet."
23:28:44 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: ""The Fat man cameth and he said to his followers 'The amount of damage for one unit of energy for the railgun is around 16,000 damage. The damage for one unit of energy for the Gauss Gun is close to 5,500'. And he spoketh these words, and all was remembered so he wouldn't be asked again""
23:28:44 Fluttershy: "oh, its already on a tab"
* Fluttershy coughs
23:29:11 Creativity: "but gauss is waaaay faster"
23:29:21 Fluttershy: "and longer ranged"
23:29:25 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Hey fattie, tell me what the damage per unit energy is for the disruptor."
23:29:31 [TK]Rhiawhyn Zerinth: "Hey, does gauss rifles do less damage compared to railguns when measuring energy use?"
* You sent to [-[A]-]Antra @30299: "you on ICC?"
23:29:39 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "According to the Scripters, Sheet 2 Lines 6 and 7"
23:29:50 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "wait, no, line 14 and 15"
23:29:52 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "....."
23:29:54 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "yeah this is getting old"
23:30:07 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "Railgun goes 175 gu/s, guass goes 325 gu/s"
23:30:17 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "Rhia: Yes, per unit of energy the gauss gun does less damage"
23:30:20 Creativity: "*gauss"
23:30:36 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "Rail's DP1 is 15k, Gauss DP1 is 5.5k"
23:30:39 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Brother Maynard! Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"
* [S.W]Coeus condemns [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob to look like Feralwulf for all of eternity!
23:30:48 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "Oh, somebody asked of railguns?"
23:31:40 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "According to the Holy Excel Document, Sheet 2 Lines 44, 65, 86, 107, and 128 : "Disrupters be mad whack energy effecienct yo""
23:31:51 Creativity: "lol"
23:31:54 [Brit]Walrus of Apathy: "Consult the book of Armaments..."
23:31:57 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "on a dread, it's DP1 is 31k"
* [-GTN-]Gejaheline grins evilly at [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob...
23:32:13 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "luckily most k'luth dreads use Assault Disruptors"
23:32:23 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "which are more in line at 15k DP1"
23:32:28 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Except the Ganglia."
23:32:49 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "I do not speak of what Brother-Captain-Chaplain-Lord-Archduke Jim has done"
23:33:25 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Damn... What do you have to do around here to get a title like that?"
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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2012-04-04 17:19
* [-GTN-]Canoness Preceptor Gejaheline @112309 sent to Friends: "In WoT, whenever the gunner shouts "penetration!" I imagine it's Lacro."
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2012-04-08 15:42
13:41:38 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "In the digital hemisphere, born and raised. In the Lobby where i spend most of my days. Chillin out, camping, trolling some fools. When suddenly something green popped up and i knew it wasn't good. Feral said 'yo chill out', and then i got scared and i quickly logged of to avoid getting banned. I logged back on about 7 or 8. The room list was multicolored, active and Doran was there, so if anything should happen, it would be fun and it would not stop just there."
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2012-04-09 16:54
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| On 2012-04-08 15:42, Doran wrote: |
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Thanks dorry.
From the book of History:
Of the year 2008, Juli the 9th.Quote:
| 03:14:25 Doran: "seems that security update for windows xp (kb951748) was causing some major ethernet disfunction"
03:15:37 Doran: "its was all "oh hai u hab updates" and im all "okay, reboot" and then its all "lolno" and im like "wtf whar me internets?""
03:15:57 Doran: "and then i was all "forget you, deleted""
03:16:04 Doran: "and here i am"
03:17:16 [VCA]leonide *FM*: "gotta love microsoft."
03:17:38 [CL]Chaos Blood God: "i love vista"
03:17:43 [Raven]Crim {OLIOLIO}: "Yes, you do."
03:24:59 Doran: "snap. got busted talking to myself."
03:25:18 [-MSP-]GothThug {C?}: "lol"
03:25:22 Fattierob: "so?"
03:26:02 Doran: "i might well be crazy, but i try not to externalize it"
03:26:18 Fattierob: "Yes you do."
* [=TB=]Hellza - Dark MAster sees that doran has a admirer
03:30:30 [Raven]Crim {OLIOLIO}: "What is that abomination.."
03:30:56 [VCA]leonide *FM*: "a baby eater."
03:31:08 Doran: "its a woman crim. aint you never seen one before?"
03:31:19 [Raven]Crim {OLIOLIO}: "Ah, my bad Doran"
03:31:37 Doran: "naturally i recognized it instantly, because im always around womans"
03:33:41 [=TB=]Hellza - Dark MAster: "yep! doran is the new chuck norris!"
03:35:07 [PB]Bardiche: "Unfortunately Doranbot's womans consist of 1's and 0's."
03:35:42 [Raven]Crim {OLIOLIO}: "100101010010101001010100101010110010111101010"
03:35:59 [=WKA=]Eledore[NL]: "0 = women / 1 = men. .... how can doran's women consist of both 0's and 1's ??"
03:36:19 [Raven]Crim {OLIOLIO}: "Malewomen!"
03:36:28 Doran: "manana."
03:36:57 [=TB=]Hellza - Dark MAster: "you questions dorans ablilities?"
* [BETA]Feralwulf snickers
03:37:32 [=WKA=]Eledore[NL]: "no just the etics" |
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2012-04-20 12:04
* METASERVER: shutting down in 10 seconds...
19:03:38 [GGG]Fattierob: "ASSSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"
19:03:47 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Jack, I've always wanted to tell you that-"
19:03:47 [GGG]Fattierob: "THIS WILL HURT YOU SHEPARD"
* METASERVER: shutting down NOW...
* Connection lost, attempting reconnect in 30 seconds...
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Fluttershy
Fleet Admiral
Joined: September 24, 2011
Posts: 778
From: Fluttershy
| Posted: 2012-04-23 08:12
04:55:01 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Wait, so you do exactly what I do?"
04:55:19 Enterprise: "Yes, but I get to wear a blue shirt and you get to wear a green shirt."
04:55:25 Enterprise: "Life is typically unfair, as it shows."
04:56:34 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Huh."
04:58:35 Fluttershy: "can i be a red shirt? i bet you'd all agree with that one"
04:59:57 Enterprise: "Hell yes."
05:00:04 Enterprise: "Along with banning your right to post on the forums."
05:00:18 Fluttershy: "lol"
05:00:12 Enterprise: "Sadly, you actually have to break "real rules" for that to happen."
* You have been muted by [-GTN-]Gejaheline...
05:00:18 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Wish granted."
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2012-04-25 16:18
19:35:15 [GGG]Fattierob: ""Found over a 1000 unittest.dmp files in the bin directory...""
19:35:36 [GGG]Fattierob: "I immediately read that as "Found over a 1000 UnitBlock.dmp files in the bin directory...""
19:35:50 [GGG]Fattierob: "I didn't know we switched over to frobs"
Is this the result of Developer insanity, or did he actually after years of me pestering him with it. Finally called himself my given name for him "Frob"..??
GO FROB!
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Mylith
Grand Admiral
Faster than Light
Joined: July 19, 2011
Posts: 507
From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
| Posted: 2012-04-26 07:38
You forgot the last line 
It was something like 'Dunno what 10000 files would be. Maybe fattiefattierobs'
(I'm working from memory here, don't remember the exact words.).
[ This Message was edited by: Persistance on 2012-04-26 07:54 ]
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2012-04-26 11:13
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| On 2012-04-26 07:38, Persistance wrote:
You forgot the last line |
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Nope that was all, unless it was somewhere inside friends chat..
here is the complete log
* [-FA-]SupremeCommander~Ray[OU] Leaves
* [FS]Mack Bolan(WildCards_58th)®© fires off a flatulence ICBM with 24 100 megaton MIRVS at [-FA-]Acetheanimal and laughs when they all go off
* [-FA-]Acetheanimal is suffereing from allergies right and smells nothing
19:25:59 [=UGN=]_Valdare_Todok: "hello everybody please vote for the new icc and ugto weapons"
19:35:15 [GGG]Fattierob: ""Found over a 1000 unittest.dmp files in the bin directory...""
19:35:36 [GGG]Fattierob: "I immediately read that as "Found over a 1000 UnitBlock.dmp files in the bin directory...""
19:35:50 [GGG]Fattierob: "I didn't know we switched over to frobs"
20:14:20 [GGG]Fattierob: "eledore, hey eledore."
20:52:35 [Raven]Lacro: "BEANS"
21:26:16 [FS]Mack Bolan(WildCards_58th)®©: "*fart*"
22:43:22 [*FTL*]Furiosity: "hellow"
22:44:35 [GGG]Fattierob: "hello"
22:46:28 [*FTL*]Furiosity: "ive posted a new question for you:)"
22:46:39 [*FTL*]Furiosity: "ill have to think to come up with more..."
23:01:28 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Huh, so apparently I was disconnected all day and GCQL didn't tell me."
23:01:52 Enterprise: "That happens alot."
23:10:34 Walrus of Apathy: "Well my day was mediocre."
23:11:07 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Ditto."
23:15:11 [Admin]Pantheon: "HI"
23:15:33 Walrus of Apathy: "HELLO JACK!"
23:16:14 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Heya"
23:16:37 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "Whahahahahaahahha lol."
* [-GTN-]Gejaheline raises an eyebrow at [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]...
23:17:15 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "This just in: Eledore finally loses it, cackles madly in the middle of the lobby after tearing off clothes. Film at eleven."
23:17:35 Walrus of Apathy: "Why are films always at eleven?"
23:17:50 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Because they are."
23:18:12 Walrus of Apathy: "Related: Avengers midnight premiere"
23:18:18 Walrus of Apathy: "Whos going?"
23:19:24 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "? i can't make it."
23:19:35 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "especially is the film is at eleven."
23:19:44 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "because it is eleven twenty over here.. "
23:21:26 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "@geja. no i was just reading up on the chatlogs.. i just had to laugh.. reason is in lobby quotes."
* [-GTN-]Gejaheline giggles.
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2012-05-03 20:05
* [TK]Eledore Massis [R33] @40922 sent to Friends: "do them after some sleep and when you finished sleep, DO NOT LOOK AT LOBBY!!"
* You sent to Friends: "first rule of lobby club is you do not look at lobby"
* You sent to Friends: "second rule of lobby club is DO NOT LOOK AT LOBBY"
* [TK]Eledore Massis [R33] @40922 sent to Friends: "Third rule of the lobby club. if some one yells language, red shirts appear, or you get logged of. the conversation is over!"
* [TK]Eledore Massis [R33] @40922 sent to Friends: "fourth rule of the lobby club. Two warnings before a ban.."
* [TK]Eledore Massis [R33] @40922 sent to Friends: "Fifth rule of the lobby club. One ban at the time.."
* [TK]Eledore Massis [R33] @40922 sent to Friends: "sixth rule of the lobby club. No pants, No underwear.."
* [TK]Eledore Massis [R33] @40922 sent to Friends: "seventh rule of the lobby club. the conversations last as long as they have to."
* [TK]Eledore Massis [R33] @40922 sent to Friends: "eighth and final rule of the lobby club.. if this is your first time in the lobby. you will have to play the game!"
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2012-05-05 21:22
* [Admin]Faustus slaps [-GTN-]BackSlash in the head...
19:20:51 [Admin]Faustus: "time for a beer I think.."
* [STAFFSEND] [Admin]Pantheon @11 Sent "it happens a lot"
* [STAFFSEND] [Admin]Pantheon @11 Sent "ever since 672 that is"
* [STAFFSEND] [Admin]Faustus @1 Sent "what happens, getting slapped in the head?"
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2012-05-09 08:53
* Connected...
* =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[Admin]Faustus broadcasts "The /? command will no longer crash your lobby client.."
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* [Raven]Veronw @108135 sent to Friends: "i love you too fridge! <3<3"
04:39:46 Walrus of Apathy: "Yay!"
04:39:59 Walrus of Apathy: "Now I know what all these blasted commands are!"
* =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[Admin]Faustus broadcasts "Make sure you update your client before you try the command  "
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[Admin]Faustus broadcasts "Too late huh.. you already typed /? .... oh well"
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* [Raven]Veronw @108135 sent to Friends: "also, walrus was beastmaster/beastboy/beastperson before the switch"
04:41:03 Walrus of Apathy: "Uh, my client still crashed."
04:41:41 [Admin]Faustus: "LOL... did you update your client?"
04:41:55 Walrus of Apathy: "Uh, yeah, that might help..."
04:44:49 [Admin]Faustus: "well, you mised my other two broadcasts.... as soon as I said it was fixed, I realized that people would try it before they updated their lobby client, so I immediately sent another broadcast to make sure you updated.. by then it was too later for you "
04:45:57 Walrus of Apathy: "It's to late for me! Go on without me!!!!!"
04:48:27 [-GTN-]Doran: "faustus be trolling"
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Mylith
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Faster than Light
Joined: July 19, 2011
Posts: 507
From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
| Posted: 2012-05-10 11:39
12:36:49 [-FA-]Admiral Sideswipe {Elite Firebolt}: "ECCM SHOULD CHANGE TO SCAMMER"
You should also get money from a Nigerian king's bank account for point-fire.
[ This Message was edited by: Persistance on 2012-05-10 11:40 ]
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Mylith
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From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
| Posted: 2012-05-10 11:47
Also, if you activate your ECCM in range of an enemy, it takes all his credits and gives them to you.
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We Kick Arse
Joined: October 10, 2009
Posts: 826
| Posted: 2012-05-15 11:26
21:54:50 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "@head.. unce you understand psionic powers you will undstand.. secondly when you DO understand psionic powers. give me a message..."
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