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-(kha-ti the silent watcher)-
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From: the land of silent watchers
|  Posted: 2012-10-06 19:47
Not wanting to be eaten john then started to punch his way out of her stommach.
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Entil-Zha the Starkiller
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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
| Posted: 2012-10-07 18:40
And in Alien-isk fashion...erupted from her belly with a spray of blood and flailing intestins and other bodily organs. Only to start singing and dancing: "Hello my baby, hello my honey..." (If you've seen Space Balls you would get this one)
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From: the place
| Posted: 2012-10-09 08:44
Frank cried and wept as John spashed out of the banshee's stomach.
"no no no, what have you done? You should have feed her, we had to feed her, but now they wont come!"
In a rage Frank jumped to John and tried to saw John's head of with the blunt hacksaw
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From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
| Posted: 2012-10-09 22:56
''Hacksaw'', Mark read as he browsed the DarkSpace forums. The random story was interesting, but...
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From: The land of venomous reptiles.
| Posted: 2012-10-10 01:23
..."it needs an explosion." Mark pulled an improbably large bomb out from beneath his chair, likely capable of levelling about half a city. He wasn't sure about the exact yield.
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Talien
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| Posted: 2012-10-10 08:24
Unfortunately he had a sudden hand cramp and dropped the bomb causing it to detonate. If that wasn't bad enough, he also.....
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Alzek15
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From: A metaverse far, far away
| Posted: 2012-10-10 15:18
... forgot that the roast was burning in the oven and his 7 wives(mormon) were going to kill him one at a time...
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-(kha-ti the silent watcher)-
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From: the land of silent watchers
| Posted: 2012-10-10 15:21
To escape his repeated death he got a powerful jet pack and a years worth of air in a small compressed inter-dimensional box and flew to the moon.
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Alzek15
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From: A metaverse far, far away
| Posted: 2012-10-12 06:19
however a really annoyning kluth talon uncloaked and shot tiny pew-pews to blow up the air canister...
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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
| Posted: 2012-10-13 22:53
But John appeared just in time by point jumping the talon with his Line//Battle Station B.U.F.F. crossbreed and self destructed...destroying the talon like a sledgehammer cracks a peanut. The boom is such a big boom that it....
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From: the place
| Posted: 2012-10-14 08:00
desynched John further into the twilight zone....
John was now missing his lower torso, and when he looked down he noticed it got replaced with various metallic parts. When John tried to touch his new lower body to check if its real, a robotic arm was wielding a human hand with 3 fingers, a thumb, and a multipurpose morphing utensil for his indexfinger.
"Getting used to your new body John? You better hurry now, there isnt much time"
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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
| Posted: 2012-10-16 22:11
Then John hit on a brilliant idea. With his Mighty Morphing Finger, certain toy companies would sue him for...copyright infringement...dare he dare them?
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Entil-Zha the Starkiller
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From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
| Posted: 2012-10-22 01:54
WELL! thats certainly random!
John shook himself free of the hallucination of a My Little Pony w/ shades dancing and returned to the matter...at hand...er finger...
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From: the place
| Posted: 2012-10-22 05:33
John was thinking about the copyright issues...why do they have to be so annoying that damned toy company. If someone draws the sky first, will nobody else be allowed to do so from that point on? If someone draws a the earth, will all the trees, animals, and mountains and so forth, will nobody else be allowed to think about the earth from that point on?
Now John has a multi purpose finger, and just because someone in the past also had a finger that does more then just poke around, he isnt suppose to be using it? Screw the toy companies! With his new finger John knew he could bring them down to their knees. It was time...to assemble a crew for the final destination: the headquarters of the magical flying ponies John had been seeing in his vision.
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