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Reznor
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Joined: March 29, 2010
Posts: 316
|  Posted: 2011-03-09 22:55
I've seen a siphon pierce a dictor all the way to an AD orbiting a depot planet. Was kinda funny to see him shredded.
Moral of the story: don't point jump ADs. Ever.
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Kenny_Naboo
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Joined: January 11, 2010
Posts: 3823
From: LobsterTown
| Posted: 2011-03-09 22:57
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On 2011-03-09 22:55, Reznor wrote:
Moral of the story: don't point jump ADs. Ever.
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.... at depot planets, you mean. 
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jamesbob
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Joined: August 22, 2009
Posts: 410
| Posted: 2011-03-10 00:52
ok this is screwed up
i was flying 6.0 gu and did a e jump and i peices all 1000 gu of a moblie dictor flew right past him and existed right next to a md that was hosing ugto forces.
i regret to inform ugto players not online at the time that the bugger escaped and the indi ran.
only because i was out of power GRRRR
THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN
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Reznor
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Joined: March 29, 2010
Posts: 316
| Posted: 2011-03-10 02:29
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On 2011-03-10 00:52, jamesbob wrote:
ok this is screwed up
i was flying 6.0 gu and did a e jump and i peices all 1000 gu of a moblie dictor flew right past him and existed right next to a md that was hosing ugto forces.
i regret to inform ugto players not online at the time that the bugger escaped and the indi ran.
only because i was out of power GRRRR
THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN
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structure please together coherent words there sentence.
Unless you're telling us your astral sign. In which case, that makes perfect sense.
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Kenny_Naboo
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Joined: January 11, 2010
Posts: 3823
From: LobsterTown
| Posted: 2011-03-10 02:35
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On 2011-03-10 00:52, jamesbob wrote:
ok this is screwed up
i was flying 6.0 gu and did a e jump and i peices all 1000 gu of a moblie dictor flew right past him and existed right next to a md that was hosing ugto forces.
i regret to inform ugto players not online at the time that the bugger escaped and the indi ran.
only because i was out of power GRRRR
THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN
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Thernhoghas
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Joined: September 18, 2010
Posts: 243
From: somewhere in Germany
| Posted: 2011-03-10 11:29
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On 2011-03-10 00:52, jamesbob wrote:
ok this is screwed up
i was flying 6.0 gu and did a e jump and i peices all 1000 gu of a moblie dictor flew right past him and existed right next to a md that was hosing ugto forces.
i regret to inform ugto players not online at the time that the bugger escaped and the indi ran.
only because i was out of power GRRRR
THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN
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you might want to rephrase this if you want others to understand it
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jamesbob
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Joined: August 22, 2009
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| Posted: 2011-03-10 18:56
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now you guys get to suffer my horrible paint abilitys XD
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Gejaheline
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Galactic Navy
Joined: March 19, 2005
Posts: 1127
From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
| Posted: 2011-03-10 19:19
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On 2011-03-10 00:52, jamesbob wrote:
ok this is screwed up
i was flying 6.0 gu and did a e jump and i peices all 1000 gu of a moblie dictor flew right past him and existed right next to a md that was hosing ugto forces.
i regret to inform ugto players not online at the time that the bugger escaped and the indi ran.
only because i was out of power GRRRR
THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN
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Translation:
"Well, this is most irregular.
I was traversing the lumniferous aether at precisely six GU per second when I commenced emergency superluminal travel, only to discover to my horror that my course intersected with a vessel bearing an interdictor device.
Strangely, however, my flight was uninterrupted until I had passed the scallywag by some margin, to find that I had come to a halt before the dastardly bulk of a dreadnaught which was turning fiendishly self-guiding artillery upon my heroic allies.
Alas, I regret to inform those that were not present to witness this event that the cowardly foe did a runner, for my electromagnetic plasma gyroscopes could not muster sufficient electricity to energise my photonic death rays, my ionic particle projectors, or my star-fire compressors.
Dash it all, that's just not cricket, is it?"
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Kenny_Naboo
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From: LobsterTown
| Posted: 2011-03-10 22:01
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On 2011-03-10 18:56, jamesbob wrote:
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now you guys get to suffer my horrible paint abilitys XD
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Lacrosseian
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Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2011-03-10 22:41
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On 2011-03-10 19:19, Gejaheline wrote:
Translation:
"Well, this is most irregular.
I was traversing the lumniferous aether at precisely six GU per second when I commenced emergency superluminal travel, only to discover to my horror that my course intersected with a vessel bearing an interdictor device.
Strangely, however, my flight was uninterrupted until I had passed the scallywag by some margin, to find that I had come to a halt before the dastardly bulk of a dreadnaught which was turning fiendishly self-guiding artillery upon my heroic allies.
Alas, I regret to inform those that were not present to witness this event that the cowardly foe did a runner, for my electromagnetic plasma gyroscopes could not muster sufficient electricity to energise my photonic death rays, my ionic particle projectors, or my star-fire compressors.
Dash it all, that's just not cricket, is it?"
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Could you type with less of an accent so the rest of us can understand you? Also, pass the tea.
[ This Message was edited by: Lacro on 2011-03-10 23:20 ]
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Reznor
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Posts: 316
| Posted: 2011-03-10 23:36
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On 2011-03-10 19:19, Gejaheline wrote:
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On 2011-03-10 00:52, jamesbob wrote:
ok this is screwed up
i was flying 6.0 gu and did a e jump and i peices all 1000 gu of a moblie dictor flew right past him and existed right next to a md that was hosing ugto forces.
i regret to inform ugto players not online at the time that the bugger escaped and the indi ran.
only because i was out of power GRRRR
THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN
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Translation:
"Well, this is most irregular.
I was traversing the lumniferous aether at precisely six GU per second when I commenced emergency superluminal travel, only to discover to my horror that my course intersected with a vessel bearing an interdictor device.
Strangely, however, my flight was uninterrupted until I had passed the scallywag by some margin, to find that I had come to a halt before the dastardly bulk of a dreadnaught which was turning fiendishly self-guiding artillery upon my heroic allies.
Alas, I regret to inform those that were not present to witness this event that the cowardly foe did a runner, for my electromagnetic plasma gyroscopes could not muster sufficient electricity to energise my photonic death rays, my ionic particle projectors, or my star-fire compressors.
Dash it all, that's just not cricket, is it?"
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I think it's hilarious jamesbob drew a picture that somehow made LESS sense.
Thankfully geja was here to explain it all to everyone.
On another note, I want a photonic death ray enhancement. Make it so.
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jamesbob
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Joined: August 22, 2009
Posts: 410
| Posted: 2011-03-10 23:59
i thinks its less the picture and more you guys being stupid or trolling.
but alas if you can not understand a diagram in english. (fixed for people who are not blind which you have to be to not understand or your trolling)
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i shall just have to try another language.
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Reznor
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| Posted: 2011-03-11 01:33
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On 2011-03-10 23:59, jamesbob wrote:
i thinks its less the picture and more you guys being stupid or trolling.
but alas if you can not understand a diagram in english. (fixed for people who are not blind which you have to be to not understand or your trolling)
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i shall just have to try another language.
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All I see are some circles and words near the circles. There's no path to indicate which direction the "story" should be going. Besides, geja translated what you said already (you should take note on how to put sentences together) .
It's entirely possible the dictor shut down for a moment, then realizing his mistake turned it back on.
Also, yes, you're probably the easiest to troll person in darkspace, so who wouldn't take the bait? lol.
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Alcedo
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Joined: June 03, 2010
Posts: 136
| Posted: 2011-03-11 01:59
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On 2011-03-10 23:36, Reznor wrote:
I think it's hilarious jamesbob drew a picture that somehow made LESS sense.
Thankfully geja was here to explain it all to everyone.
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+1 lol
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Dakili
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Posts: 86
From: Quebec
| Posted: 2011-03-11 02:02
Ok.. So If i understand... you jumped through a dico and you finished your course right on MD behind that dico... he jumped and then you were alone...
Now it makes sense! (Took me some time by looking at the "diagram" and i don't understand written english with accent... lol  )
Well maybe the Dico ran out of power, his dico turned off, he got some power then turned it back on? I'm not sure it's a bug out there... Would have to reproduce it to see if it is one or not, which might be complicated.
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