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 Author Sgt Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Giveaway II
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy

Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4031
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2010-02-08 20:18   
Since there's FAAAAR too much QQ and not enough PEW PEW, and too much h8 and not enough <3 around here:

Cyberlogistics Ltd. in conjunction with Steam Avatar Fleet Sigma & Final Gaia Deployment Epsilon
a Five Star Chrome Scorpio production
Omni Crushing Beam Tender Embrace!
(Love Triangle Variation)


  1. a coupon worth 14 days free play time to one winner.
  2. a second coupon for 7 days free play time to a second winner.
  3. a third coupon for 7 days free play time to a THIRD WINNER. (because we're crazy like that)


    This story starts aboard a medical starship. In it, a scottish media technician falls madly in love with a quartermaster from the future. To help out the lovebirds, Post ONLY (upon pain of post deletion) one of the following:
    1. a Picture of a Giraffe, and a Bizarre And Improbable Giraffe Herding Technique
    2. a Picture of a facefault AND a picture of a Humongous Mecha.
    3. a a Picture of something that would be best proceded by the phase "Don't try this at home" and subsequently followed by a Glasses Pull

  • You may only enter with one account, and one account only.

  • Please use thumbnails if your picture is larger than 500 pixels in any one dimension. See this thread for help posting images if you need it. The image must be veiwable at the time of the drawing to qualify (no broken links).

  • If you need help finding a picture, try looking here.

This thread will be open for entries until Sunday, February 14th. At that time the thread will be closed and no more entries will be accepted. Three winners will be chosen shortly thereafter and the result will be posted. The winners will recieve their coupons via private message.

Contestants will have their name placed in a pool, then randomly selected to recieve the coupon.

In the event (unlikely, but possible) that the coupon cannot be redeemed by the winner (such as coupon turns out to be account-locked), other arrangements will be made.
[ This Message was edited by: Doran on 2010-02-08 20:20 ]

  ICQ status
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners

Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1331
Posted: 2010-02-08 21:53   


Vice Admiral

Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4058
Posted: 2010-02-08 21:56   
It was twenty threads ago today,
Sgt. Doran taught the forum to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years,
Sgt. Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

We're Sgt. Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
Sit back and let the evening go.
Sgt. Doran's lonely, Sgt. Doran's lonely,
Sgt. Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Band.



[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob on 2010-02-08 22:01 ]

Grand Admiral
Templar Knights

Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
Posted: 2010-02-08 22:04   



captain of the ICC Assault Cruiser C.S.S. Sledgehammer

  Email Leonide
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
Posted: 2010-02-08 22:38   
One of these is a humongous mecha.
One of these is a facefault.

I'll let you decide which is which.

[ This Message was edited by: Sardaukar on 2010-02-08 22:38 ]

\"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.\" - W.O.P.R.

Grand Admiral

Joined: March 24, 2009
Posts: 293
Posted: 2010-02-09 08:47   
Bizarre And Improbable Giraffe Herding Techniques
Consensus building on a Wiki. The actual techniques are still under development. They are rumored to involve an artful combination of assertiveness, initiative, saying your opinions, sensitivity, empathy, and asking other people their opinions.

In the end, it may be that success comes not so much from trying to herd other giraffes as it does from recognizing one's own giraffeness and learning how to productively compromise with the rest of the herd.

picture: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/SORHUsQ0yHI/AAAAAAAACR0/RowjGzdDuTY/s400/lion+chasing+giraffe.jpg
\"I shouldn't be alive\"

The Fridge
Chief Marshal
Templar Knights

Joined: December 13, 2008
Posts: 559
From: In Your Fridge, Eating your Foods.
Posted: 2010-02-09 10:59   

[ This Message was edited by: The Fridge on 2010-02-09 10:59 ]

Not validated

Joined: December 18, 2009
Posts: 70
Posted: 2010-02-09 18:28   

eppic phail



Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy

Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4031
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2010-02-14 09:37   
last chance to have a chance

  ICQ status
Pitch Black

Joined: January 11, 2010
Posts: 3822
From: LobsterTown
Posted: 2010-02-14 13:10   


Giant Mecha

... in space, no one can hear you scream.....

Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights

Chatting in 'DarkSpace English'

Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2692
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
Posted: 2010-02-14 14:16   

.. Allright lets zoom in shall we..

and giant Mecha..... lets take one out of Real live..

DS Discordion

Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy

Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4031
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2010-02-14 15:27   
Winner 1- Eledore

Winner 2- Kenny_Naboo

Winner 3- HakkeTak

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