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From: Philly
|  Posted: 2009-01-24 22:03
I work at a bank... of course I don't!
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| Posted: 2009-01-25 07:37
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On 2009-01-24 19:01, Ship-Of-Fools wrote:
Bathtub test
During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' I said.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'
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Bah i have heard that before but i have no idea where is came from.
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Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2009-01-25 11:13
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On 2009-01-25 07:37, Lanix Kyona™ wrote:
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On 2009-01-24 19:01, Ship-Of-Fools wrote:
Bathtub test
During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' I said.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'
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Bah i have heard that before but i have no idea where is came from.
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its what u heard right before u got the bed with a window
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