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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
|  Posted: 2007-03-19 15:45
When I entered the lobby, finally home from school,
Shigernafy would always say to me,
"Fattie, keep your emotes wrapped up in wool
And stop being so damn annoying.”
But when I tell him, how much fun I get
And what strange humor I have gleaned,
He µte's me and sternly says,
"You're humor's much to dark, and Scotty's much too keen"
"Stop with those /sends as well,
Stop turning Josef into something from hell!"
Now, what can I say
When I log on...today?
All the short ride to school
and all the way back,
I've thought and thought and thought
and I've kept careful track.
But all that I thought about,
Except, on that girl, the motion of bobby,
Was best how to express my humor
In the English Lobby
Thats nothing to tell of
Mammary glands are nothing new.
Just some little lumps
Attached to some little humps.
This isn’t my story – no, only a start. I’ll say Backslash was on those lumps!
And that is a story no one can believe
When I say that I saw it in the Darkspace Lob-bee
Yes, Adding backslash is fine
But I think it’s quite sublime.
Such a generic girl
With a voice so earl.
This story would be better to see
If she had cups of a C!
And If it wasn’t some generic girl on the street
But the mother of Demorian’s out to eat!
Rumbling like thunder down the Darkspace Lob-bee!
No, this emote won’t do at all.
Demorian’s mom is overdone and I fear his wrath.
…Goththug is much better
He’s willy and nilly and easy to laugh at it
And he’s look might queer
With Backy humping him and his tears.
Wait a minute!
There’s something wrong!
Backy would never hump on Goththug’s man boobs!
To do such a thing while being so pathetic – dude…
It’s be much happier, if per chance
If Flipper was there; laughing at his awkward dance
Hmm…Goththug and Flipper…
Anybody could think of that
Any Fatal Squadron fool
Hell, even lyedtau (Lied to u) could make that better.
Ah, but it isn’t too late to change the emote
Goththug and Faustus, now that would be an emote!
I’ll add on some hyperlinks, maybe a photoshop
I’ll make them blue and firing laser eye beams
And maybe have Shiggy doing a karate chop.
Oh! And Doran banning people with some kind of pop!
Say! What an emote that could make! Oh, I Know!
I can say that I saw it all in the Darkspace Lobby!
But I don’t know…
I could get in trouble…
A picture Goththug and Faustus engulfed in love
Would quickly lead to permanently banning.
But it would be quite funny!
With an Orchestra of Sheep!
A bunch of sheep, that would be loud and proud!
Proudly proclaiming something obsecure and down!
I’ll make it a .gif! I know nobody will mind!
If they sit and watch it load until they’re out of their mind!
But now is it fair? Fair what I’ve done..
I bet this creations is far far from fun.
I’ll throw more people in
Maybe make a tune.
But – now I’m worried
Darkspace Lobby is moderated
Unless I do something fast,
Theirs going to be a problem that lasts!
It takes a staff event to do the trick!
To make this ridiculous chat come from the thick-
A staff event would surely do the trick!
It’ll be believed now! For sure for sure!
With Drafell in that room, It’s believable for sure!
Gideon can be there, in his wholesome mood
And we can think he was awesome
He raises his hat and gives a good laugh
And everybody is there
From .480
All waving big banners
Of Dark, Space and…blue
And that is a picture NOBODY can beat!
When I say I saw it all in the Darkspace Lobby!
With a roar of applause
I’ll be elated
And everybody would wonder how such a story could be created!
And I felt Great!
Why you may ask? For I had a story that no one could beat!
And to think I saw it all in the Darkspace Lobby
When I logged back on
After the work was done
I quickly posted in the forums “Lol guys check this out!”
I waited for the praise, for all of it to be done
There was so much to laugh at, I couldn’t being!
But later, I had found
That nothing exciting was happening around.
Nothing, except that plain Lobby and People in Darkspace.
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Demorian
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Joined: October 06, 2001
Posts: 3406
From: Charlotte, North Carolina
| Posted: 2007-03-19 15:55
*jumps out of nowhere and puts his arm around Fattie, walking him toward a dark alley*
Robbie, old buddy! I think it's time you and I had a little chat.
-Dem
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Lyedtau
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Joined: January 18, 2007
Posts: 147
From: Dev land
| Posted: 2007-03-19 15:55
10+
That owns.
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Supertrooper
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Pitch Black
Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 1895
From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2007-03-19 15:55
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yeah..
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Light-of-Aurora
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Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2007-03-19 16:41
lol?Nah...
wtf??Better. 
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2007-03-19 16:41
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On 2007-03-19 15:55, Demorian wrote:
*jumps out of nowhere and puts his arm around Fattie, walking him toward a dark alley*
Robbie, old buddy! I think it's time you and I had a little chat.
-Dem
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Well, I knew it.
I take all stabs to the gut please. At any rate, i'll loose some fat with it.
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Fattierob
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Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2007-03-19 16:56
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On 2007-03-19 16:41, [AĐ]Light-of-Aurora wrote:
lol?Nah...
wtf??Better.
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if you don't know what i'm spoofing, you need to brush up on your Dr. Seuss
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DarkSpin
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Joined: August 03, 2005
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From: Somewhere in the USA
| Posted: 2007-03-19 17:34
 nice dem...
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doda *EP5 no longer exception...*
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Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
| Posted: 2007-03-19 19:45
did anyone read the entire thing?
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Bash
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Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
| Posted: 2007-03-19 19:48
bah bah bah
GO dem
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Leonide
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Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2007-03-19 23:00
GOD i love this game. XD
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Hawk™
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Joined: July 22, 2003
Posts: 570
From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
| Posted: 2007-03-19 23:03
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On 2007-03-19 19:45, doda *EP5* (Exceptions Exceptions) wrote:
did anyone read the entire thing?
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I tried, but Fatties post accelerated my ADD and I had to go jump up and down on my bed for 15 mnutes.
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Sixkiller
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Joined: May 11, 2005
Posts: 1786
From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2007-03-20 01:52
yes, i read the entire thing.
Its not that hard you know
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Fattierob
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Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2007-03-20 13:12
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On 2007-03-19 19:45, doda *EP5* (Exceptions Exceptions) wrote:
did anyone read the entire thing?
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Well, I would have some kind of witty rebuttal to your post...
but I didn't bother enough to read all of it.
sorry.
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