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Reasons why you wouldnt want players babysitting for you |
Joe dirt
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Joined: April 18, 2006
Posts: 273
|  Posted: 2006-07-11 23:00
feralwulf: for reasons stated below
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On 2006-07-11 15:19, Feralwulf wrote:
I Babysit. I have 14 Neices and Nephews. I have a PlayStation, a PS2, 2 computers, LOTS of games, 2 Slot Car race tracks, 4 RC Cars, 3 TVs (60" - 27") DVDs, A Pool, Tennis Court, and Baseball field next door(used to be Horses), Paintball guns, I also apparently have a Long Driveway which is a Skateboarders Paradise.
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would worry about my kids comming home telling me about the free candy he gave em
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Grimith
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: August 09, 2003
Posts: 836
From: Your local future farm.
| Posted: 2006-07-12 01:56
Jackswift: He'd teach them all about "the wonders of cheese", and my children would begin to question why I do not like cheese.
Coeus: Given my German/Irish heritage (along with a few other bloodlines), my descendants are already at a great risk of becoming drunkards. Coeus will expedite this process. At least they'd have good fashion sense...
Faustus: My children would become overly obsessive and optimstic hardworkers. Every time I'd ask them to perform a chore like cleaning their room, I would be told that it'd be done in two weeks. This would result in me having to take a switch to my kids... and, really, I don't want to do that.
Lark: She might be nice, but I would come home to see my kids with bandages and bruises all over their bodies from not using correct grammar. They may also say "aboot"... and I don't want to hear that.
Lacrosseian: Any children I bring life to will undoubtedly be as sarcastic and sharp-tongued as their father, especially in their early years. Lacrosseian would give them the ammunition with which to bury me. Encouraging them to rebel even more than they already will is unnecessary.
BackSlash: I don't need more than one person screaming "Bloody hackah!" at me. Totally unnecessary.
Flipper: I have the sneaking suspicion that my scion would not be safe while under her care. Sure, she's nice enough, but I could just see them doing something that would rub her the wrong way and my house turning into a warzone...
RevenG: Irresponsible. Just like adding another kid to my household. I believe my children could do better by themselves.
Josef: They would want him to be their father instead of me, because he's awesome. Unacceptable.
Doran: My children would learn how to be incredibly silent... unless they saw an opportunity to deliver a venom-tipped blade into the mind of their father. As soon as I'd make a mistake, they'd pounce on me... as their mentor does to those that goof.
Templar Knights: Some of them, like Jim and Max, know quite a bit about me and would be able to tell very interesting stories about their dear old friend Grim... And, really, the kids don't need to know such things. Let them play frisbee. Come on.
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-07-12 02:01
I'm mentioned....Finally...>.>
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-07-12 02:40
hahahhaha 
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-07-12 05:32
Why does it always *hic* come down to alcohol with me? I swear to drunk I'm not god!
But yes... they would have incredible fashion sense  Welcome back 
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$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2006-07-12 08:53
We alcoholics have always been discriminated, Coeus...
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Leonide
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2006-07-12 09:17
lol, i'm not mentioned yet....
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Malarthi
Cadet
Joined: March 17, 2004
Posts: 113
| Posted: 2006-07-31 01:45
And I'd just make them total noobs <.<
Hmm... I'll edit this when I can think of someone else to hate on as well 
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Morden
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Joined: July 07, 2006
Posts: 76
| Posted: 2006-07-31 01:51
Leo, crim and whoever else is an airgun/army(or whatever) fan....: Well its simple..(if I had kids) I would not want them coming home ambushing me and shooting me over and over and over....
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Morden
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Joined: July 07, 2006
Posts: 76
| Posted: 2006-07-31 02:44
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On 2006-07-11 23:00, Assimilated Borgie *VA* wrote:
feralwulf: for reasons stated below
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On 2006-07-11 15:19, Feralwulf wrote:
I Babysit. I have 14 Neices and Nephews. I have a PlayStation, a PS2, 2 computers, LOTS of games, 2 Slot Car race tracks, 4 RC Cars, 3 TVs (60" - 27") DVDs, A Pool, Tennis Court, and Baseball field next door(used to be Horses), Paintball guns, I also apparently have a Long Driveway which is a Skateboarders Paradise.
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would worry about my kids comming home telling me about the free candy he gave em
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Its michael jacksons house without the "special rides"
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