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What if real life ran on the Darkspace Engine? |
Lark of Serenity
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Raven Warriors
Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
|  Posted: 2006-06-21 17:23
90% of the population sits around in a large room with comfy chairs talking, and whenever one of them feels like it they can create and action involving themself, even if that action is physically impossible. even if this action is to kill another person, the other person will not die. everyone once and awhile someone walks into the room, yells that life sucks, and then leaves before anyone can respond to their pointless statement.
peoples cars randomly explode, and sometimes clone themselves in a part of town that person has never been before.
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-06-21 17:30
Lark wins.
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Avatoria
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Joined: June 21, 2006
Posts: 1
From: Around
| Posted: 2006-06-21 22:24
If real life fan on the darkspace engine?
*blink*I was going to say, there would be a lot of people running around confused, but from what I gather, there's a lot of that already.
Darn, my idea's gone. *Sniffle*
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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 2074
From: Ohio
| Posted: 2006-06-21 22:59
When you die, you can request compensation.
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-06-21 23:05
When you get to the hospital you were born at or another hospital of your government you can request a new body, and when you try to put clothes on your new body the world will skip a rotation and you'll end up with 5 identical shirts on, by which point the cops will throw you back into the hospital and make you get a new body again
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Sixkiller
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Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: May 11, 2005
Posts: 1786
From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2006-06-22 06:44
- If real life was run on the Darkspace Engine, we would actually have a life
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-06-22 07:51
-The main Moderator would actually soar down in a QSB and blow up everything in a 10K Mile Radius, with explosions bigger than what we see in the movies-
-the main moderator would look like Jouquin Phoenix (SP)-
-most DS player would look like movie stars (except goththug)-
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Lacrosseian
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Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2006-06-22 09:10
Your car could be hijacked. You could come back a minute later with a brand new car and drop your kids off on the hijacked car and get it back.
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Light-of-Aurora
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Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2006-06-22 14:34
All newbies had to drive really small cars!
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-06-22 14:50
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On 2006-06-21 22:59, Bobamelius wrote:
When you die, you can request compensation.
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Lux (Polaris)
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Joined: April 20, 2004
Posts: 835
From: Asgard
| Posted: 2006-06-23 00:36
The explosion from a shaken-up soda can, once opened, could knock people to the ground in a 1 mile radius.
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rangar
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Joined: February 02, 2006
Posts: 100
| Posted: 2006-06-23 00:39
a terrorist group called the goththug would sell top secret tech to enemies of the people
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Borgie
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Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2006-06-23 03:11
you go to bed sleeping peacefuly in your bed only to get waken up by the sounds of the warning sirens signaling that nukes are on the way from icc pilots!
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Supertrooper
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Pitch Black
Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 1895
From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2006-06-23 04:02
If real life ran on the Darkspace Engine..
- Certain people would be able to cloak and uncloak.
- People would randomly hold a person down, and let six others beat them up.
- People would join the Church of Demoranity.
- Dynmite teams would be harrased and called 'Dynamite Whores', for blowing things up.
- Random people would break into your house and declare it theres.
- Everyone would say 'Ownt', 'Pwnt','OMG','OMW','Rgr','FFS','LOL', and 'ZOMG' in everyday language.
- Most people would end words with z, and alot of people would say 'Meh'.
- Countries would call other countries Unbalanced.
- God would be renamed to [Admin]Faustus
- Jesus would be renamed to [-GTN-]Demorian
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Pope
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Joined: June 11, 2002
Posts: 2449
From: World of tomorrow
| Posted: 2006-06-23 04:04
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On 2006-06-23 03:11, Borgie wrote:
you go to bed sleeping peacefuly in your bed only to get waken up by the sounds of the warning sirens signaling that nukes are on the way from icc pilots!
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.. half an hour later, your replacement clone would be moving into the his reconstructed appartment just as the last odd-looking flying robot without any extremities would depart while leaking green pixie dust into the athmosphere.
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