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What if real life ran on the Darkspace Engine? |
$yTHe {C?}
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
|  Posted: 2006-06-20 16:46
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On 2006-06-20 11:45, BackSlash *SL3* wrote:
When you break the law (minorly), you glow red.
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DarkSpace engine, not eve =P
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-RevenG-
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Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-06-20 17:13
Muting Sythe =P
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Feralwulf
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Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2006-06-20 17:16
- When you get fed up with Real Life you'd just quit, Swear you'll never live Real Life again, go play video games for two weeks ™ then come back to Real Life......only to find that Real Life is still the same as when you left, at which time you'd just whine about it and suffer through it until someone came along and made you mad enough to "quit forever" again.
Rest assured The people in White and Green Shirts have a new version of "Real Life" due to be released in Two Weeks ™
[ This Message was edited by: Feralwulf on 2006-06-20 17:16 ]
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2006-06-20 17:52
- you are about to settle in a lovely new house, but got disconnected. when you finaly got reconnected you found it the house has been mirved.
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Mad Bum
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ExtraTerrestrial Space Bums
Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 171
| Posted: 2006-06-20 18:39
Whilst reliving the world cup final in your back yard, the football suddenly multiplies into 20 extra footballs
All 21 footballs lag all over the pitch
The referee (who decloaked right behind you) calls off-side.
You shout abuse at the referee he shows you his red card and bans you from the pitch.
Your life ends,
The universe for you ceases to exist!!!!
You have a short afterlife followed by reincarnation 24 hours later noticing some of your vital stats have been altered.
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Jaydawg
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Joined: October 11, 2003
Posts: 150
From: vermilion AB
| Posted: 2006-06-20 18:44
- When you and your friends are unhappy with your current life, you'd ask, "When's the next version coming out!!!!!"
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Quistis {C?}
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Evil Empires Inc.
Joined: April 06, 2002
Posts: 1536
| Posted: 2006-06-21 00:32
Id have a dictor
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Borgie
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Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2006-06-21 01:56
you buy a new car only to find it being hit my an ed
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Sauur
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Praetorian Wolves
Joined: November 30, 2004
Posts: 475
| Posted: 2006-06-21 04:05
After crashing your car into a building in a suburb you were no where near:
You find yourself sitting in your garage with a brochure of new cars to chose from. Insurance has 'already' paid for the replacement of your old vehicle even though everyone is aware that you were blind drunk while driving.
Still you decide to write an article to the newspapers explaining how you were in no way at fault and should be compensated even more for the embarrassment fully bringing everyone's attention to what a fool you really were.
Due to the laughter and ppl picking the hell out of your artilcle the government decide it is now illegal to comment about your story.
You decide to go for a drive to clear your head and forget the past events. Shakily you get into your new car and pull out of your driveway straight into the back of an invisible truck.
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Peter Wiggin
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Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
| Posted: 2006-06-21 05:53
-When you kill yourself a 10 second timer appears and you have to slap yourself twice to activate it and slap yourself a third if you want to change your mind.And you still would have no life.
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2006-06-21 06:08
- you must pay your taxes otherwhise you wil never be anny thing else than a midshipman.
- when you kill some one the victim mysteriously dissepears while leaving only stuff that you can cash in.
- when you die you instaltly go to heaven where you got the option to choos your new way of live or disconnect, and chat with all the other persons who disconnected and look up opon the world determining when you wil go back.
- suicide is painless and only takes 10 seconds. but you wil lose some social status.
- 90% of the wold always fails math since the fail to understand the term of 3 dimensions.
- all the word prays to one trough god. "Faustus creator of all that is good"
(sorry F i know you don't like beying called a god, but since this is fiction i hope you wouldn't mind.
- aliens and there ships would be commen to our world and todays UFO's would be operated by the PIW. ( people in white )
- the world would consist of only two nations and only four factions.
the nations would be the ICC and the UGTO.
the aliens who come by when ever the want would be faction three
and there are the PIW the haven't got numbers but got the power, and there for are faction four
- people can not die unless the are no longer wanted by the PIW or when move to the alternate dimentions. e.g. WOW and EVE
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DOM700 [-IMO-]
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Joined: July 26, 2001
Posts: 3175
From: Eckental, Germany, Sol-System
| Posted: 2006-06-21 07:58
if darkspace was real life, we would all be dead due to lagg
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FATAL TAXI *ADM*
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Joined: February 22, 2003
Posts: 28
From: Ohio
| Posted: 2006-06-21 12:34
LOL Good thread,
My favorite, you are driving your car (Ass Dread).
Suddenly you can't control it, it slams into a wall ( Planet ).
You seem to black out for a couple minutes (Disco fever).
When you come to (Relog), you find not only the AD that disintegrated, but you also find in your garage the bicycle (scout) from last Tuesday, the remote control to your TV, and your dog ( Command Carrier) that ran away all sitting nice and neat in the garage that can only hold six items but now contains 9 
Peace, TAXI
PS All your meals, medical care, etc, cost 26.95 every 3 months 
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-06-21 16:46
you call your dad Faustus and ask for "Compensation" when you lose money or break yer radio
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Quistis {C?}
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| Posted: 2006-06-21 16:48
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On 2006-06-21 16:46, Jango Gothafett{C?} wrote:
you call your dad Faustus and ask for "Compensation" when you lose money or break yer radio
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