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What if real life ran on the Darkspace Engine? |
Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
|  Posted: 2006-06-20 11:17
I've thought aboutt his for a while. What if the world was run like Darkspace?
-Everybody wears a yellow shirt. For some reason, the religion you belong to appears in brackets in front of your name. Which floats above your head. People sleeping change into a dark grey shirt to tell other people that they're sleeping. Elected officals in the government wear green, and Presidents/rules of countrys where pure White (Grand Admiral...)
-Car Accidents would never happen. For whatever strange reason unexplainable by scientists, cars would just go under, or go over something, breaking the 2 dimensal barrier. Helicopters and airplanes would be useless, as a result.
-Fighter aircraft would be useless. Except for causing the enemy to randomly fire point defense at them.
-Iraq would complain of the imbalance of America's Military Forces (A lot of countrys would)
-Pushing people into the Ocean off a cliff is considered a lot of fun, but making them magically appear underwater is considered "Unmoral"
-Anything labeled a "bomb" does 100x more damage then they're supposed to (Scientists still cannot explain this one). This has resulted in everything having the phrase "bomb" in it.
-For some reason, a bunch of old people would sit in a corner and complain on loudspeakers about the "good old days of beta" and whatnot.
Feel free to add more!
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-06-20 11:23
- You apear where you were 5 minutes ago for no reason.
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Walrus of Apathy
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Joined: August 07, 2005
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From: Dorans Basement
| Posted: 2006-06-20 11:23
-The world would slow down and be choppy, freeze and other things whenever alot of missles are in the air or someone got into a fight with someone esle.
[ This Message was edited by: beastkiller on 2006-06-20 11:24 ]
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Borgie
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Joined: August 15, 2005
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From: close by
| Posted: 2006-06-20 11:30
- you would radmonly crash in to buildings
- you get hurt you yell i need supply!!
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Jaydawg
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Joined: October 11, 2003
Posts: 150
From: vermilion AB
| Posted: 2006-06-20 11:35
You would only be safe from the chaos around you in the LOBBIES of buildings.
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-06-20 11:45
When you break the law (minorly), you glow red.
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-RevenG-
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Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-06-20 12:27
-You're late for work. So you blame lag, and your boss understands.
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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Joined: May 26, 2002
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From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2006-06-20 12:36
- when you ask your girlfriend why dous she always be able to finds you. she answers "i found you in the nav screen"
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GothThug {C?}
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| Posted: 2006-06-20 14:12
-when you shoot a hunter from afar and you said "i just beaconed you and you got pwnt" and he says "im bleeding thats not a beacon"
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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2006-06-20 14:18
Sometimes, reality ceases to exist for a few hours/days until the server is restarted.
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Smartin
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Joined: August 04, 2005
Posts: 1107
From: Michigan
| Posted: 2006-06-20 14:21
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On 2006-06-20 14:12, Killer GothThug{C?} wrote:
-when you shoot a hunter from afar and you said "i just beaconed you and you got pwnt" and he says "im bleeding thats not a beacon"
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First off wth?....
-People would be walking down hallways and randomly run into walls due to dysync.
-Instead of opening doors people would just lag right through them to the otherside and then in 30 seconds end up 100ft away in a different room.
Found this in a document I saved once from the lobby:
09:43:53 [-GTN-]BackSlash (Give F Clothes/Box): "If there was ever a darkspace convention..."
09:44:02 [-GTN-]BackSlash (Give F Clothes/Box): "At the door, would they hand out green, yellow and white jackets?"
09:44:09 [-GTN-]BackSlash (Give F Clothes/Box): "and then put grey ones on you when you collapse drunk..."
* [*CEC*]slidevail smiles at [*CEC*]Deathscythe...
09:44:20 [-GTN-]BackSlash (Give F Clothes/Box): "and spray the ones being idiots red..."
* [*CEC*]Deathscythe waves to [*CEC*]slidevail...
09:44:49 [*CEC*]Deathscythe: "and the one that droped to the ground gray"
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Supertrooper
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Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 1895
From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2006-06-20 14:26
- You Can Walk Through Walls, only to find out ten minutes later you ran into it.
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Supertrooper
Marshal
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Joined: March 18, 2004
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From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2006-06-20 14:41
- You'd have a Cheese Activist Group called the Spicy Wingdings.
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Peter Wiggin
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Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
| Posted: 2006-06-20 14:58
-You would hear voices in your head.That voice would be goththug.And in the morning you would hear me cussing too.And coeus and crimson would actually be humping your leg.
[ This Message was edited by: S.Adm. Wraith Sukhanov (Cobra 1-1) =SSC= on 2006-06-20 14:58 ]
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YIIMM
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Joined: June 16, 2005
Posts: 851
From: Barcino, Hispania Tarraconensis
| Posted: 2006-06-20 15:33
You'd have dwarves running around kicking people in the shins and pinning annoying badges that make you glow red with everyone else unable to kill them.
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