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YIIMM Grand Admiral
Joined: June 16, 2005 Posts: 851 From: Barcino, Hispania Tarraconensis
| Posted: 2006-06-11 06:29  
You're canoeing up a tree and lose a wheel. How many muffins does it take to get the moon?
None, as vests don't have sleeves.
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$yTHe {C?} Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002 Posts: 1292 From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2006-06-12 12:41  
Horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
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Fattierob Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003 Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-06-12 12:57  
Faustus makes a new patch.....
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Ulric Winters Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 21, 2004 Posts: 198 From: Somewhere
| Posted: 2006-06-12 18:46  
What does Micheal Jackson have in common with a McDonalds?
They both put 40 year old meat between 12 year old buns
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rangar Cadet
Joined: February 02, 2006 Posts: 100
| Posted: 2006-06-13 04:13  
what do michael jackson and a playstation 2 have in common?
they're both plastic and kids turn them on
*proceeds to bathroom to throw up*
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$yTHe {C?} Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002 Posts: 1292 From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2006-06-13 07:50  
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On 2006-06-12 12:57, Fattierob (x2 Faustus' Slaps) wrote:
Faustus makes a new patch.....
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xD
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Smartin Grand Admiral
Joined: August 04, 2005 Posts: 1107 From: Michigan
| Posted: 2006-06-13 08:14  
Both the MJ jokes were sickening and wrong. You both deserve a -1 for those.
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[ This Message was edited by: Smartin on 2006-06-13 08:14 ]
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-Smokey- Grand Admiral
Joined: October 22, 2004 Posts: 784 From: Florida
| Posted: 2006-06-13 13:56  
why was micheal jackson spotted at k-mart?
He heard boys underwear were half off
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Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-06-13 14:19  
I think you should stop with the MJ jokes...
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GothThug {C?} Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005 Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-06-13 14:32  
those MJ jokes were beyond disgusting! oh my god! we have 9 year old kids that play this game ya know! like nolan!
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-Smokey- Grand Admiral
Joined: October 22, 2004 Posts: 784 From: Florida
| Posted: 2006-06-13 15:24  
better he no now then later
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Bash Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 04, 2005 Posts: 365
| Posted: 2006-06-13 15:55  
for all you guys who picked at dragon remember this he's german
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2006-06-20 10:08  
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading
two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In surprise he asked the ape,"Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my
brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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