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Joined: June 16, 2005
Posts: 851
From: Barcino, Hispania Tarraconensis
Posted: 2006-06-11 06:29   
You're canoeing up a tree and lose a wheel. How many muffins does it take to get the moon?


None, as vests don't have sleeves.
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$yTHe {C?}
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Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
Posted: 2006-06-12 12:41   
Horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
Posted: 2006-06-12 12:57   
Faustus makes a new patch.....
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Ulric Winters
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Joined: February 21, 2004
Posts: 198
From: Somewhere
Posted: 2006-06-12 18:46   
What does Micheal Jackson have in common with a McDonalds?


They both put 40 year old meat between 12 year old buns
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rangar
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Joined: February 02, 2006
Posts: 100
Posted: 2006-06-13 04:13   
what do michael jackson and a playstation 2 have in common?

they're both plastic and kids turn them on


*proceeds to bathroom to throw up*
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Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
Posted: 2006-06-13 07:50   
Quote:

On 2006-06-12 12:57, Fattierob (x2 Faustus' Slaps) wrote:
Faustus makes a new patch.....




xD


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Smartin
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Joined: August 04, 2005
Posts: 1107
From: Michigan
Posted: 2006-06-13 08:14   
Both the MJ jokes were sickening and wrong. You both deserve a -1 for those.


| <--theres the line


[ This Message was edited by: Smartin on 2006-06-13 08:14 ]
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Grand Admiral

Joined: October 22, 2004
Posts: 784
From: Florida
Posted: 2006-06-13 13:56   
why was micheal jackson spotted at k-mart?
He heard boys underwear were half off


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Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2006-06-13 14:19   
I think you should stop with the MJ jokes...
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
Posted: 2006-06-13 14:32   
those MJ jokes were beyond disgusting! oh my god! we have 9 year old kids that play this game ya know! like nolan!
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Joined: October 22, 2004
Posts: 784
From: Florida
Posted: 2006-06-13 15:24   
better he no now then later
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Bash
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Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
Posted: 2006-06-13 15:55   
for all you guys who picked at dragon remember this he's german
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Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2006-06-20 10:08   
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading
two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.

In surprise he asked the ape,"Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my
brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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