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{News Report} LC 5/26/06 |
-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
|  Posted: 2006-05-26 18:01
Welcome to the Lobby Campers News Cast! Lets begin! Over to RevenG!
There has been a rumour going around that a certain member of in the lobby has been spreading a strange and horrible story involving taking the trash out at 2am in his boxers and being taken away by aliens! This member wished to remain unknown due to the probings. Cough CRIMSON! cough. On other news LCCiC Fattierob was ousted from Public office due to harbouring two moobies. Fattierob denies these accusations.
Now on to more important news. Random outbreaks of of OMG LIEK HAX WHINE have started to infect the Lobby tourists, who are not to be mistaken for the lobbycampers. One person, known as Tourist 52 said that the people went wild and started foaming at the mouth. On other news, Enterprise from Raven has lost his Cheesecake, and is now seeking medical attention. Doctor Lark told the LCNC that he would be ok, but due to a missend, Enterprise is without a certain something. Lark refused to comment if this was on purpose, or an accident.
And for the last bit of news for the day, Monty was seen in the Lobby yesterday for the first time in 1 1/2 years! He was without pants, so we could not talk to him. And our very own Backslash *Jack* has been accused of horrible scientific experiments on planets, involving hyper active warp speed, causing the planets to zoom around at Mach 1337. Jack is under investigation.
Thats it for the LCNC [Lobby Campers News Cast], and remember, we are always watching...
[ This Message was edited by: -RevenG- on 2006-05-26 18:02 ]
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Lark of Serenity
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
| Posted: 2006-05-26 18:05
his teddybear will be returned to him with all due speed.
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-05-26 18:12
ITS ALL LIES!
ALL OF IT!
*goes back to sticking IE drives on planets*
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-05-26 18:45
This just in! Coeus from S.W has caused many people to go blind and have nightmares, RevenG aka me, has also been rumoured to be causing this. I will tell you this now, I DIDN'T DO IT! Now, rumour has it, that Lacro, Backslash *Jack*, Hellza, Sard and Ent have fallen prey to Coeus dream girl. We can not supply pics, due to the fact I like being able to post, but it is a horrific sight. Above users have burned out their eyes, and are now seeking help. Coeus has been charged with killing the above users desire to ever get a gf or get married. Picture can be shown to those who wish it. Last messages from the above users involved: Sard: OMG WTH REV! Ent: I HATE YOU. Jack: I HATE YOU COEUS. Hellza: OMG DUDE! And Lacros message can not be shown. Please, do not click any links Coeus, aka Serious issues man sends you...because you might not be able to hit back when your door is open. Thats a news report from the LCNC!
[ This Message was edited by: -RevenG- on 2006-05-26 20:21 ]
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-05-26 18:47
In other news, Admiral Coeus was heard standing over his sink coughing up flem for ten minutes before he appeared slightly out of uniform and unshaven somewhere near the lobby's back door.
Quotes the Admiral: "Hey, I meerly suggested that Palestar consider a new spokeswoman - one from the international community! I never expected to have people piss on my cheese-its."
[ This Message was edited by: Coeus on 2006-05-26 18:50 ]
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Lux (Polaris)
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: April 20, 2004
Posts: 835
From: Asgard
| Posted: 2006-05-26 23:11
RevenG wanted me to post...so here!
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-05-26 23:18
Thank you =D
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-05-26 23:21
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On 2006-05-26 18:01, -RevenG- wrote:
. On other news LCCiC Fattierob was ousted from Public office due to harbouring two moobies. Fattierob denies these accusations.
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No comment.
except this: Your a big fat doo-doo head. I did not discriminate against any kind of person, be it noob, josef, or the silent majority. YOu should not descriminate against my man boobs.
>:O
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-RevenG-
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Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-05-26 23:22
Moobies need love too...but they gotta pay. There! not discriminating!
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
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| Posted: 2006-05-27 19:41
Double post! I know! But news is needed! Ramisaur has seen the pic aka Coeus Dream Girl. Ramisaur threw up some intestines, but is ok! Although he does claim that his life was shortened! This is another update from the LCNC!
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Ramius
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From: Ramius
| Posted: 2006-05-27 19:49
A Ramisaur was spotted in the left wing of the lobby eating newbies and ytmnds to recover from the picture. Please use caution when entering this area.
[ This Message was edited by: Ramisaur on 2006-05-27 19:50 ]
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