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thundertongue
Cadet
Joined: January 23, 2006
Posts: 18
|  Posted: 2006-01-26 04:22
You see everywhere the rules for guys to follow to please their woman well here are the rules women should follow
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it
down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving
it down.
1. Sunday sports.It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never
going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this
one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
an argument.In fact, all comments become null and
void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls,don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us
how you want it done. Not both. If you already know
best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible,please say whatever you have
to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and
neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings.Peach, for example,is a fruit, not
a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"we
will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are
lying,but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball,
the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have
to
sleep on the couch tonight;but did you know men
really don't mind that? It's like camping.
If you have a rule that should be added please do
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Distel {Combat BUMpkin} Stolz
Cadet
ExtraTerrestrial Space Bums
Joined: April 04, 2003
Posts: 85
| Posted: 2006-01-26 08:59
If you ask us what our sexual fantasy is, don't get abusive when the terms "Blond", "Swedish", and/or "Twins" happen to be montioned...Hey, its a "fantasy" after all!
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BackAlley
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: September 24, 2002
Posts: 203
From: Pittsburgh,Pa. USA
| Posted: 2006-01-26 10:05
LMAO
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2006-01-26 14:18
Dont argue with us when we say pizza and ranch dressing is a perfectly acceptable breakfast. It just is, deal with it.
-Ent
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ReZ
Vice Admiral
Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 59
From: Eh?
| Posted: 2006-01-26 14:19
preach it man, preach the word of god.
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Bash
Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
| Posted: 2006-01-26 14:29
lol this is good  .
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Grimith
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: August 09, 2003
Posts: 836
From: Your local future farm.
| Posted: 2006-01-26 15:31
And, coming into this, I was expecting something similar to a list of new policies handed down by Scotty concerning forum guidelines.
I've seen lists like these before. I think they're funny... and, I must admit, it wouldn't be the first time I thought something was funny when women didn't think it was funny.
I'll just wait for a "rebuttal" list from one of the women who play DarkSpace...
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RagAnok
Admiral
Joined: February 02, 2004
Posts: 237
| Posted: 2006-01-26 16:05
we can not read your mind, so if we do happened to ask you what is wrong don’t tell us we should all ready know
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Ospolos
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 31, 2004
Posts: 567
From: ON, CANADA
| Posted: 2006-01-26 16:28
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On 2006-01-26 15:31, Grimith wrote:
And, coming into this, I was expecting something similar to a list of new policies handed down by Scotty concerning forum guidelines.
I've seen lists like these before. I think they're funny... and, I must admit, it wouldn't be the first time I thought something was funny when women didn't think it was funny.
I'll just wait for a "rebuttal" list from one of the women who play DarkSpace...
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That will be interesting..
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JRE
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 14, 2003
Posts: 570
| Posted: 2006-01-27 02:51
If you dont like it Ill explain the door to you.
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JRE
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 14, 2003
Posts: 570
| Posted: 2006-01-27 02:56
O and my personal favorite.....I hold the wallet so STFU woman
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thundertongue
Cadet
Joined: January 23, 2006
Posts: 18
| Posted: 2006-01-27 03:22
Unfortunatly fatal....any of you married guys can back me up...you may hold the wallet but its empty cuz shes holding the money
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JRE
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 14, 2003
Posts: 570
| Posted: 2006-01-27 03:24
she only holds the money if you let her........
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JRE
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 14, 2003
Posts: 570
| Posted: 2006-01-27 03:27
O and dont get married without a prenup. If she loves you she'll sign the piece of paper saying you own her
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