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Signs of the apocalypse... |
Diabo|ik
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
|  Posted: 2005-11-09 14:12
You know the world is doomed when you see signs that says...
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW [ fun fun fun for the caretaker... ]
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT [ Naturist laundromat? ]
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS [ Yeah... as if I was gonna climb down there... ]
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN [ until the ladder disappears ]
In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD [ I knew they promoted yoga for relaxing at work but... ]
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? [ Them sneaky swingers... ]
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS [ In another news : research shows that homeopathy MAY lead to good health ]
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR [ On another sign nearby : Please don't feed the humans... ]
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY
CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR [ Next week-end, conference for anyone who have childrens and wish they never knew it... ]
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. [ We had the italian mafia, the russian mafia and even the cuban mafia... here comes the farm animals mafia, in another news : milk prices to skyrocket due to newly incorporated "additives" ]
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK) [ Like listening to a tramps advices on how to become rich... ]
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2005-11-09 14:15
oldie but a goodie
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Sixkiller
Marshal
Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: May 11, 2005
Posts: 1786
From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2005-11-09 14:56
really good:P
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-11-09 18:53
I lol'd
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-11-09 19:33
Hehe, I remember some of these 
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Borgie
Chief Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2005-11-09 20:42
some stupid people out there
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After burn
Cadet
Joined: August 20, 2005
Posts: 29
| Posted: 2005-11-09 21:21
hehe........thats a gooder : D
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