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Binks 1st Rear Admiral
Joined: November 28, 2003 Posts: 469
| Posted: 2005-07-31 17:36  
Some kid builds a nuke in his basement and sets it off at Elm Street
Winner=Random Kid
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Crim Fleet Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003 Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-07-31 17:39  
monkey throws a rock
winner= the monkey the rock hit, in witch he took that rock, and proceeded to beat the daylights outta the rock throwing monkey..
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GothThug {C?} Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005 Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2005-07-31 17:50  
Nuclear Fall out Consumes The US
Winner=Nuclear Winter
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RedDoggy(1) Fleet Admiral Agents
Joined: August 14, 2004 Posts: 118 From: Oregon
| Posted: 2005-07-31 18:10  
Frustrated SoCal snowboarder gets to shred down LA's freeways.
Winner = Frustrated SoCal Snowboarder
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Bobamelius Grand Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: October 08, 2002 Posts: 2074 From: Ohio
| Posted: 2005-07-31 18:30  
Frustrated snowboarder finds DS, and decides to post his frustrations on the forums, using inappropriate language and a decided lack of grammatical finesse. I ban the snowboarder (because he's a snowboarder, of course) and delete his post.
Winner = Me
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Fatal Rocko Willis Fleet Admiral Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003 Posts: 1336 From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2005-07-31 22:31  
Bobamelius walks out of home to celebrate banning the snowboarder from LA who just wanted to play DarkSpace and is cerimoniously ran over by the Discovery Channel Bicycle Team, led by Lance Armstrong...
Lance Armstrong = The Real People's Champion....
[ This Message was edited by: Bobamelius on 2005-07-31 22:36 ]
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RedDog1 Cadet
Joined: August 14, 2004 Posts: 3
| Posted: 2005-08-01 20:53  
Lance Armstrong decides to make a respectfull, thoughtfull, and kind DS post apology for squashing him to a bloody pulp.
But a Random Whiney DS player writes another lame post about compensation and spams the forums.
Winner = Random Whiney DS player requesting pres/stat compensation
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GothThug {C?} Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005 Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2005-08-01 22:56  
Random DS player gets permabanned from DS because of his incessent Ranting about lag and the unfairness of the game
Winner=Random Admins
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Binks 1st Rear Admiral
Joined: November 28, 2003 Posts: 469
| Posted: 2005-08-01 23:02  
A sudden flood of compensation requests makes the Admins commit hari kashi (or however you spell the word for japanese ritual suicide)
Winner=Japanese people, for coming up with such a cool sounding word for suicide
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Lord DowneyBUM (UK) Fleet Admiral
Joined: January 13, 2003 Posts: 437 From: London England
| Posted: 2005-08-02 05:39  
Hell gets so full of people committing Hari Kari, because its a sin, that Satan shuts the gates and they have to go to heaven.
Winner = God.
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GothThug {C?} Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005 Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2005-08-02 06:00  
God Denies Access to the suicides thus sending them back to earth to rule the earth as zombies
Winner=Zombie Movies I.E Dawn of the dead
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