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YIIMM
Grand Admiral

Joined: June 16, 2005
Posts: 851
From: Barcino, Hispania Tarraconensis
Posted: 2005-07-25 15:13   
Poisoned brie is eaten by the rat

Poisoned Brie=Winner
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2005-07-25 15:14   
brie gets moldy

winner = mold
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal

Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
Posted: 2005-07-25 15:33   
Kitty chases rat off a building and rat dies.

Winner=Kitty.
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NoPants2win
Cadet

Joined: February 23, 2002
Posts: 1275
From: Poorly ventilated paint storage facility.
Posted: 2005-07-25 15:35   
Nimby eats kitties, therefore

Nimby > Kitty
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You sir, have an incurable case of rationality. I'm afraid the only thing you can do is develop a deep cynicism before the stress of searching for something you cannot find causes a stroke.

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Ramius
Fleet Admiral
Agents

Joined: January 12, 2002
Posts: 894
From: Ramius
Posted: 2005-07-25 15:37   
Gaifen pack surrounds Nimby

Nimby dies by mouthbeam

Winner = gaifen pack
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r3dj4ck
2nd Rear Admiral

Joined: June 24, 2005
Posts: 37
Posted: 2005-07-25 15:39   
gaifen pack splatter themselves against Sag Hothha due to faulty AI pathing.

winner = sag hothha
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2005-07-25 15:40   
scout tractors roids from becky to sag

winner = tractor scout
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Tikki
Cadet
Raven Warriors

Joined: March 10, 2005
Posts: 132
From: Canuckistan
Posted: 2005-07-25 16:44   
Noob asks the tractor scout what they're doing and runs into the roid, causing the roid to run into the tractor.

winner = noob
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I'm going to start wounding you now. I don't know when I'll stop.

Commander of the Missle Cruiser 'Nevermore'

Feralwulf
Grand Admiral

Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
Posted: 2005-07-25 16:56   
Josef asked n00b to find out what Tractor scout is doing.

Bito = n00b

Josef = winner
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rnrn
Don't mess with old dudes...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

Drafell
Grand Admiral
Mythica

Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 2449
From: United Kingdom
Posted: 2005-07-28 12:48   
Josef is the head of the Josefania movement. this gets declared as a religion in the next elections. It is now a prohibited subject due to the RoC. Unofrtunately the RoC is a set of mandatory guidelines which everyone is required to abide by as part of the EULA.
Lawyers come into this somewhere...

Winner = Lawyers
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It's gone now, no longer here...Yet still I see, and still I fear.rnrn
rnrn
DarkSpace Developer - Retired

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Lord DowneyBUM (UK)
Fleet Admiral

Joined: January 13, 2003
Posts: 437
From: London England
Posted: 2005-07-28 12:53   
Guantanamo Bay terrorist hires lawyer and gets off scot free.
Winner = Terrorist.

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Diabo|ik
Grand Admiral

Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
Posted: 2005-07-28 12:58   
Bush tries to stop the terrorists by attacking Irak...

So the winner = *drumroll* the terrorists...
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Mostly Retired.

Ramius
Fleet Admiral
Agents

Joined: January 12, 2002
Posts: 894
From: Ramius
Posted: 2005-07-28 13:00   
Terrorist tries to car bomb with the new Volkswagen Polo.

Explosion is contained within Polo.


winner = VW Polo.


[ This Message was edited by: Ramius {C?} on 2005-07-28 13:03 ]
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2005-07-28 13:15   
crooked car mechaninic "fixes" VW for $5000, causing need for service every 47 miles.

winner = mechanic
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Pimpalicious Nerd {C?}
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: January 15, 2003
Posts: 885
From: Connecticut, USA
Posted: 2005-07-28 13:19   
The VW is parked at a sea-side house and is left there for thirty years. The VW finally rusts into nothingness because of the salt, becoming feric dust.

Salt/Time = Winner
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