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NoPants2win
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Joined: February 23, 2002
Posts: 1275
From: Poorly ventilated paint storage facility.
|  Posted: 2005-07-24 21:36
My client flew did knowlingly and with all recommended precautions fly a clavate recklessly and at high speed towards a planet, in a semi suicidal maneuver during a period of high lag. In a move known as "suicide bombing" and was very suprised when his connection burped and my client kissed planet.
This may have happened yesterday, or possibly the day before, at night, at least I think it was night.
My client demands you modify a new clavate, put it in my client's garage, and modify my client's profile. My client will not however, learn his lesson, and will make an identical thread tomorrow.
In the true spirit of big fat government handouts, I demand you compensate my client for his stupidity.
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Binks
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Joined: November 28, 2003
Posts: 469
| Posted: 2005-07-24 21:41
Nopants your threads are getting incredable annoying...and your attempt at sarcasm fall far short of the goal. I don't believe I've seen one bombing pres request today, just a bunch of people fighting 200-2000gu from planets and suddenly warping into them. If you're gonna insult people, at least get their issue right...
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MrSparkle
Marshal
Joined: August 13, 2001
Posts: 1912
From: mrsparkle
| Posted: 2005-07-24 21:48
I demand stuff too!
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Jack 2.0
Cadet
Joined: January 07, 2004
Posts: 55
| Posted: 2005-07-24 21:51
I want real pants
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Maskerade
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 21, 2002
Posts: 638
From: Canada
| Posted: 2005-07-24 23:59
pants is only dangerous when pants is hungry
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Tikki
Cadet
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 10, 2005
Posts: 132
From: Canuckistan
| Posted: 2005-07-25 00:22
I WANT PIE!
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Nax
Marshal
Joined: May 12, 2005
Posts: 768
| Posted: 2005-07-25 05:56
You have pants? Why in my day, we had to walk 20 miles thru snow & broken glass (Uphill to and from!) to *share* a pair of pants with the rest of my school, all 20,000 of us.
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Banshee
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: August 28, 2001
Posts: 2181
From: Philadelphia, PA
| Posted: 2005-07-25 07:28
/me labels mike "Teh old Phart"
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Guyton (Angel of Death)
Marshal
Joined: January 25, 2004
Posts: 706
| Posted: 2005-07-25 08:42
lol demands
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Drafell
Grand Admiral
Mythica
Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 2449
From: United Kingdom
| Posted: 2005-07-25 11:58
********NEWS FLASH********
After a careful review of the clients demands, the Staff have come to the decision that a full profile wipe of the client and thier associates are in order.
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