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Joined: March 28, 2004
Posts: 110
From: Liverpool, England
|  Posted: 2005-03-23 19:27
I was just reading over my soldiers Handbook and well i came across these strange ones:
The SA80 will not fire unless you take it off the safety!
(LOL) [Soldiers Handbook]
The Challenger MKII cant swim!
(Erm...) [RTR January Edition]
If you salute a Seargent your in trouble
(LOL Again) [Soldiers Handbook]
When in recon or stealth missions dont Scream!
(WTH) [Kings Edition March]
The LSW Machine Gun isnt for hitting people!
(wOOt!) [QLR January Edition]
The pen is only mightyer than the sword when its attached to a RPG!
(LOL) [Soldiers Handbook]
When captured bribe your captures to let you go!
(Never gonna happen!) [Signals December Edition]
Now they are all just plain scence!!
"NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO."
Unknown Marine Recruit
LOL i have done that a few times! (NOT GOOD THING TO DO)
[ This Message was edited by: Web on 2005-03-23 19:35 ]
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