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Hakketak
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Joined: March 24, 2009
Posts: 301
|  Posted: 2010-08-31 19:43
Hank Delaware, a 30 year old human, lived his live happily married, 2 kids, health insurance and a dog, on planet fargo rock, recently colonized by the human race.
His youngest daughter Sandy was playing in the garden with Fred and Dirk, the twins. He could hear their playfull laughter while he was talking on the phone to Jhonny, his contact at mission control:
"U have got to come over here now, Hank! Long range sensors have been going crazy overhere. If were not mistaken, and u know how small of a chance there is for that, there are a huge number of UFO's heading our way. This could be it, first contact, our introduction to superior intergalactic technologies! We've prepared Luna 1 for launch and need u to fly it"
"oh, crap". Hank heard em all. All the stupid stories about alien life, UFO's, he didnt believe in it. Yet still...The sensors have been really reliable lately, they couldnt be wrong.
"Ill b right...". before Hank could finished his sentence he was interrupted by jhonnys screaming:"Oh my god! they all jsut seemed to....jump...or something. They are really close now....they are entering our atmosphere...Oh my god! they are right here, they are right in front of us. Im gonna try to communicate. Hello aliens, we come in pea-AAAARGH!!!"
The line went dead. Hank knew there was something seriously wrong here. Suddenly there was a big flash of light outside, and a deep buzzing sound. Looking out the window Hank could barely see his neighbours house being blasted to smithereens. Hovering about 40 feet above it was a huge spaceship, unloading crazy aliens who shouted in a weird language. The message was clear: u all gonna die!
The aliens started to feast on any body parts left over after the blast. Immediatly panik struck into Hank's heart: the children! Quickly he grabbed some knives out of the kitchen drawer and ran to the backdoor. "Sandy, Fred, Drik, get over here, NOW!!", Hank shouted. There was no response.
At the backdoor Hank saw what happened outside...to his children...he saw the aliens crowded over their dead, mutilated bodies. He saw the aliens eat them, their body parts...And then, a flash, a short burning sensation, and then, sweet relief: death!
to all hunamz: stop resisting, it will only make the pain last longer
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Joined: June 25, 2010
Posts: 787
From: Dres-Kona
| Posted: 2010-08-31 19:47
NO we will resist to the bitter end
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0mni
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Joined: March 09, 2004
Posts: 288
From: Canada, Lived around the world.
| Posted: 2010-08-31 20:07
DEATH TO EVERYONE .... long live MI
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Azreal
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Joined: March 14, 2004
Posts: 2816
From: United State of Texas, Houston
| Posted: 2010-08-31 21:38
Humanity.
Served with red wine or white?
seriously dude. Your writing makes me feel so desturb. I must return now and bathe my insides.
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soberlife420
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Joined: January 29, 2010
Posts: 18
From: missouri/illinois
| Posted: 2010-08-31 21:41
i prefer my human with black olives tartar sauce and fresh cilantro
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Gin Ichimaru
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Joined: March 17, 2006
Posts: 110
From: Undisclosed
| Posted: 2010-08-31 22:42
LMFAO, thats all i can do after reading this xDDD 
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Gejaheline
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Joined: March 19, 2005
Posts: 1127
From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
| Posted: 2010-09-01 04:06
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On 2010-08-31 21:38, Azreal wrote:
...Served with red wine or white?
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I find that a glass of Chianti works well.
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Vivec
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Joined: June 11, 2010
Posts: 10
From: Andromeda
| Posted: 2010-09-01 05:44
LMFAO! This is literature GENIUS at work! I hear children taste like chicken. 
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Kenny_Naboo
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Joined: January 11, 2010
Posts: 3823
From: LobsterTown
| Posted: 2010-09-01 05:50
Naw man.
Humanity have long been cattle for The Grays. That makes us good ol' steak. Red meat.
And Kluth are seafood.
So when the MI comes a huntin', it's gonna be Surf 'n Turf night for them.
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Gejaheline
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Joined: March 19, 2005
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From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
| Posted: 2010-09-01 05:58
Actually, people taste more like pork.
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Glaceon
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Joined: January 08, 2010
Posts: 141
| Posted: 2010-09-01 08:38
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On 2010-09-01 05:58, Gejaheline wrote:
Actually, people taste more like pork.
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how do u know?
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Hakketak
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Joined: March 24, 2009
Posts: 301
| Posted: 2010-09-01 08:40
when it talks and acts like a chicken, it tastes like a chicken
Literary genius? wow nice, ty ty. Ill try to get more gore in a possible next story hehe
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Gejaheline
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From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
| Posted: 2010-09-01 12:01
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On 2010-09-01 05:58, Gejaheline wrote:
Actually, people taste more like pork.
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how do u know?
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That's classified above your clearance level.
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