On 2010-08-13 05:30, Sardaukar wrote:
Saw this on RockPaperShotgun, and found it terribly amusing. Two words were adjusted for content.

Friends, Trolls, Forum Men, lend me your ears;
I come to bury noobs, not to train them.
The evil that men do lives until they respawn;
The good is oft remembered in frag videos;
So let it be with Assassinkool12.
The noble Mastakill33 Hath told you Assassinkool12 was a haxxing nub:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Assassinkool12 answered it.
Here, under leave of Mastakill33 and the rest -
For Mastakill33 is a total pro;
So are they all, all total pros -
Come I to speak in Assassinkool12�Œs funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Mastakill33 says he was a haxx fragnoob;
And Mastakill33 is a total pro.
He hath brought many headshots to his stats
Whose points did the achievement list fill:
Did this in Assassinkool12 seem ambitious?
When that the poor have lagged, Assassinkool12 hath wept:
Hackers should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Mastakill33 says he was haxxlolfragnoobnoob;
And Mastakill33 is a pro.
You all did see that in Chernarus
I thrice presented him a ventrilo admin rank,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Mastakill33 says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is a pro.
I speak not to disprove what Mastakill33 spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to trollish beasts,
And men have lost their headsets. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Asssassinkool12,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

A pretty nice adjustment of a classic Shakespeare passage.