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Feralwulf
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Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
|  Posted: 2010-03-26 21:11
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
16 - 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'
15 - 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'
14 - 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'
13 - 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'
12 - 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'
11 - 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'
10 - 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'
9 - 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'
8 - 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'
7 - 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'
6 - 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.'
5 - 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'
4 - 'How big were those - 'two beers' you say you had?'
3 - 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'
2 - 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'
AND THE WINNER IS....
1 - 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.'
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Sinister Strawberry
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Joined: October 26, 2007
Posts: 45
From: My Computer.
| Posted: 2010-03-26 21:18
lmao
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MrSparkle
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Joined: August 13, 2001
Posts: 1912
From: mrsparkle
| Posted: 2010-03-26 21:34
Haha total pwnage!
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