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AW CRAP!: microwave cooking |
LAG
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Joined: September 19, 2004
Posts: 323
From: Margaritaville
|  Posted: 2009-06-12 05:12
This is the beginning of an AW CRAP! series. Let's start with microwave cooking, lol.
So far, I've manage to accomplish some pretty cool stuff:
1) exploding hot-dogs
2) coating the inside of my microwave with ?STUFF? due to explosions
3) watched lightning bolt type thingy's roam across the inside of my microwave when i left a metal fork/spoon in it accidently
4) tried to make burrito's and exploded the ends of em
5) so many explosions... lost track... berjezus..
I have an 1800 Watt microwave (it'll cook a freekin' turkey ), so it doesn't take long to make things explode!!!
What you got? How's you're microwave meals? Do they explode sometimes? Mine do, lol.... Hot dogs are the worst!
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Supertrooper
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Joined: March 18, 2004
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From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2009-06-12 13:41
Marshmellows, aluminum, cats.
Try it.
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2009-06-12 17:59
I have put to many things in microwaves, and make em explode but that was just experimenting with a extra or old microwave.
I have only had "ahum" one true accident with a microwave.
I tried to cook some "Vietnamese Loempia" that where officially to be baked in frying oil.
suddenly i had a large fire in my microwave..
Just unplugged the machine and let the fire die out.
I cost me a new microwave but i didn't cared at the time, i was still hungry and out of frying oil.
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LAG
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From: Margaritaville
| Posted: 2009-06-12 18:33
Has anyone tried eggs in the microwave? What happens?
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Feralwulf
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Joined: January 24, 2004
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From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2009-06-12 19:05
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On 2009-06-12 18:33, LAG wrote:
Has anyone tried eggs in the microwave? What happens?
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Hell yes! ... I was younger, teenager, asploded like 6 or 9 eggs in the Microwave...Mom beat my ass when she saw it.
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Steveyk
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Joined: November 25, 2008
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| Posted: 2009-06-12 20:25
i know of plenty of things that go bang in the micro but iv been advised to keep them to myself sorry fun to be had tho ask me in vent shhhhh
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Nexus01
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| Posted: 2009-06-13 00:26
i made a burger explode by forgetting to take off the foil.
i can honestly say thats the only microwave accident I've had 
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LAG
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From: Margaritaville
| Posted: 2009-06-13 10:28
I had a coworker put rocks in the microwave to try to dry them out... a civil engineer trying to dry out high-iron content rocks (for a laboratory experiment) in a microwave at work. That was the first lightning bolt i've seen fly across the inside of one. I was thinking to myself, "I'm outta here, microwaves aren't supposed to do that!!" Since then, that microwave hasn't worked right.
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Ulven Skyblade
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From: Timbo400
| Posted: 2009-06-13 11:53
to does who apriciate a bit of the finer arts of lighting. try putting a cd in a micro wave. do it in such a way that the shiney side is facing the window and enjoy the show
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From: Denver Colorado
| Posted: 2009-06-14 13:03
when i was younger i took out a 100grand candy bar out of the freezer i didnt want to eat it frozen so i stuck it in the mircowave didnt turn out to well after the sparks started shooting
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