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Ship-Of-Fools
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Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
|  Posted: 2008-09-03 01:22
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The kid took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I`ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the kid took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I`ve told you I`m a beautiful princess, that I`ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won`t you kiss me?"
The kid said, "Look, I am a Lobby Camper. I don`t have time for a girlfriend ...but a talking frog, now that`s cool!"
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| Dark Hiigaran |
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Joined: July 07, 2007
Posts: 426
From: Slovenia (Europe)
| Posted: 2008-09-03 06:21
XD that's a good one
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Fatal Rocko Willis
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Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2008-09-03 08:20
Total Joke Ownage!
Too Funny Ship and, imo, perfectly resembles most of the male population in the DS Lobby.
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Winters Rapture
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United Nations Space Command
Joined: December 09, 2007
Posts: 355
| Posted: 2008-09-03 15:33
i want a talking frog...
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Panduh
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Pitch Black
Joined: June 03, 2007
Posts: 250
| Posted: 2008-09-03 17:03
There you go,  .
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Hellza - Dark Master
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Praetorian Wolves
Joined: June 06, 2004
Posts: 498
| Posted: 2008-09-03 19:00
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On 2008-09-03 08:20, Rocko Willis (Recruiting) wrote:
Total Joke Ownage!
Too Funny Ship and, imo, perfectly resembles most of the male population in the DS Lobby.
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keep talking, keep talking.
*slowly places a handgun directed at rocko under the table.*
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Coeus
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2008-09-03 20:23
REAL lobby campers camp the lobby WHILE their girlfriends are over!
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| Dark Hiigaran |
Chief Marshal
Joined: July 07, 2007
Posts: 426
From: Slovenia (Europe)
| Posted: 2008-09-04 06:56
i need a talking frog toooo
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2695
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2008-09-04 08:09
Could not resist digging it up.
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Ship-Of-Fools
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Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2008-09-04 19:26
Eledore has never gone hunting while Doran has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Doran tells Eledore to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Doran checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Doran hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Eledore and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Eledore says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
the joke is neither would go into forest cause they cant get a signal for their laptops
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Coeus
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2008-09-04 19:45
Oh god I can't stop laughing!
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NeoHermes (vigilance)
Cadet
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2003
Posts: 217
From: Floating around somewhere
| Posted: 2008-09-04 19:55
haha
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Winters Rapture
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United Nations Space Command
Joined: December 09, 2007
Posts: 355
| Posted: 2008-09-04 20:48
lol, nice, double burn!
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Ship-Of-Fools
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Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2008-09-08 02:40
What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Techincal Manuals?
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2695
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2008-09-08 09:51
funny but old.
It will be one of those things i might want to teach my grandkids.
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