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Rogue Spear
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 20, 2002
Posts: 848
From: Texas
|  Posted: 2008-08-02 15:07
Good, now I have your attention.
Greetings community, I am Rogue Spear. Normally I would be a player that would need no introduction, nor create a fake forum title in order to get your attention. However, I have learned that there are actually n00bs in this game who havent even heard of me or the sacrifices I have made for this community. Obviously my staff hasnt been doing their job, a problem which I will address in the coming weeks. (Smartin your fired)
Anyways the real reason I am here is to explain my absense over the previous months, and perhaps even help you all in the process. Afterall, helping my community is what I, Rogue Spear does.
Several months ago I decided to go into business for myself. I devised a strategy that would make me rich within 8 months. What ingenious business decision did I come up with you may wonder? Its simple, Il tell you. Ive become a profesional software installer.
Thats right, profesional!
Heres a list of all I can do!
-Install games
-Install Virus protection
-Install a large variety of computer programs
-Free computer cleaning, (customer provides compressed air)
Impressed yet? I aint through! Ive hired 2 other software installers to augment my business and they will help provide you with the utmost professional service that you deserve. (Note: Pedro hasnt fully mastered English yet so have a translator on standbye)
Were a worldwide business, meaning no matter where you live no job is to small or to big for us to handle. All you simply do is cover the transportation fees and either I, Pedro, or Rick (depending on what his probation officer says) will be there to assist you ASAP.
Basic packages are:
The Silver Package $99.99
- 1 program installed
- Free Computer cleaning
The Gold Package $129.99
- Multiple Programs installed
- Free Computer cleaning
The Platinum Package $159.99
- Multiple Programs Installed
- Free Computer Cleaning
- Free Copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon deluxe!
Now this may seem like an advertisement so let me throw in my disclaimer:
THIS IS NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT.
There now the staff cant lock it. However if you do feel in need of my company's services you can simply PM my Rogue Spear, Superman, or Crim accounts and we will resond as soon as possible.
Thank you all and God bless!
PS: Im gonna be a dad!
PSS: Fattierob, where the hell is my sig!
PSS: Sig fixed, thx Fatti
[ This Message was edited by: Rogue Spear on 2008-08-02 15:10 ]
[ This Message was edited by: Rogue Spear on 2008-08-02 15:35 ]
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Fattierob
Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2008-08-02 15:52
what kind of cleaning do you do, anyway?
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Axianda The Royal
Fleet Admiral
Terra Squadron
Joined: November 20, 2001
Posts: 4273
From: Axianda
| Posted: 2008-08-02 16:49
for a moment i was truely interested but then the line that you are going to become a dad came to my attention...
first of all congratulations.
second of all i would like to give the rest of my fellow human beings my condolences for the loss of the genepool.
as for the rest.. when is the cake?
decided on a name yet?
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Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2008-08-02 16:52
Congratulations! And I'd like to schedule a gold package for the third.
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2008-08-02 17:31
Oh god... bad enough we've got one!
Save us Juxt!
/Aren't there laws that say you're not allowed to BREED?!?!?!
//There should be...
///So what poor hapless soul got conned into this now & does she speak english? (last ones mean, even for me... but oh well  )
[ This Message was edited by: Coeus {Bito Jr.} on 2008-08-02 17:32 ]
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Veronw
Marshal
Joined: December 13, 2004
Posts: 554
| Posted: 2008-08-02 17:40
gratz dude 
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Leonide
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2008-08-02 19:53
haha, looks like my yelling out in chat did the trick on that BF2142 server. (i was fourstar7).
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Grand Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
| Posted: 2008-08-02 21:07
Whaaaaa??? no Install Virus Service? 
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LAG
Marshal
Lethal Assault Group
Joined: September 19, 2004
Posts: 323
From: Margaritaville
| Posted: 2008-08-02 22:12
Do what? Computer sanitary business?
Here's a challenge:
-Clean all the leftover snacks GothThug is hiding in the keyboard.
Good Luck!
Gonna be a dad? No kidding... gratz!
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Junky Da FunkyMonke
Admiral
Joined: May 14, 2007
Posts: 347
From: The Hotel California, takes excursions to Deep Sexys Space every now and then
| Posted: 2008-08-02 22:20
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On 2008-08-02 22:12, LAG wrote:
Here's a challenge:
-Clean all the leftover snacks GothThug is hiding in the keyboard.
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Ouch goth needs ice for that burn
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Tael
2nd Rear Admiral
Palestar
Joined: July 03, 2002
Posts: 3697
From: San Francisco Bay Area
| Posted: 2008-08-02 23:26
Format C: /y and FDISK is not the same thing as cleaning...
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Grand Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
| Posted: 2008-08-03 01:13
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On 2008-08-02 23:26, Tael wrote:
Format C: /y and FDISK is not the same thing as cleaning...
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experienced that first hand?
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DMC-13
Admiral
Evil Empires Inc.
Joined: February 16, 2008
Posts: 187
From: Huntington Beach, California, USA
| Posted: 2008-08-03 06:23
So Rogue Spear, Superman and Crim are all one and the same person?
Wow, did not know that.
Gratz on being a dad.
Sincerely,
DMC-13
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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2008-08-03 09:01
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On 2008-08-03 06:23, DMC-13 wrote:
So Rogue Spear, Superman and Crim are all one and the same person?
Wow, did not know that.
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/me head/desk
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Deltabacon
Fleet Admiral
Joined: August 17, 2007
Posts: 395
From: Liverpool, Great Britain
| Posted: 2008-08-03 09:10
No... just no...
Congratz Roguespear. (jeez, do they let just ANYONE Mod/admin/post/blather here?) 
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