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Feralwulf
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Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
|  Posted: 2008-05-10 09:31
you find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. < BR>
7. ) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toy s do no t l ike ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time..
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Grimith
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Joined: August 09, 2003
Posts: 836
From: Your local future farm.
| Posted: 2008-05-10 11:43
Ah, dag nabbit. The list caught me. I was interested in mixing the Clorox and brake fluid just to see for myself how much smoke appeared. I'm not as interested now, since the list caught me on it, but I'm still curious ot see what I could get from it.
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Xpli$it
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Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 486
From: Canada
| Posted: 2008-05-10 11:46
Haha,
I lol'd repeatedly.
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Mr.Grim[Loyalist]
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Joined: June 08, 2007
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From: Behind you
| Posted: 2008-05-10 11:51
LOL you just gave me little brother ideas i feal bad for my mom 
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Coeus
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Joined: March 22, 2006
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2008-05-10 14:34
Oh dear lord thats going to my sister... should probably forward a few to my nephew 
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|Kakashi|
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Joined: April 04, 2007
Posts: 448
| Posted: 2008-05-10 17:55
Errm, brb. Forgot to tell mom something.
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Coeus
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2008-05-10 18:07
Its tomorrow dude...
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Hellza - Dark Master
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| Posted: 2008-05-10 23:14
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
Hmm whats the max ammount one should use?
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Xpli$it
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Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 486
From: Canada
| Posted: 2008-05-11 16:33
Why NOT to mix clorox and brake fluid.
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Actually, I feel compelled to tell you not to do this. It will either smoke very badly, start a fire or simply blow up depending on the amounts used.
By all means stay away from the brake fluid
Use GASOLINE and clorox, it's much safer, and gives off less fumes.
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Yes it will produce smoke, the smoke it produces is _TOXIC_
and quite possibly the mixture could bump (sudden boil) and spray chemical all over. Take it from me, chemical burns suck. Toxic smoke is dangerous!
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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Posts: 2695
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2008-05-12 04:42
Just bought here some chocolates, breakfast served in here bed and promissed to sort out the stuff in my old room.
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Since people like to show of stuff that is not a part of mothers day let me add a bit to it.
What your mom Expects from here child.
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