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LobbyZombie
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Sanity Assassins
Joined: August 06, 2007
Posts: 191
From: Sweden ftw
|  Posted: 2008-02-10 06:39
*trying to translate from swedish*
Sleep is the same thing like being N/A
You hear small voices saying 'Uh-Oh' all the time
You have over 500 names on your contactlist
You've had long conversations with those 500 names
You begin to think that names like "Johan" och "Sofia" is very weird while "Buzzer" och "Hottie" is normal.
Your friend introduces you to a friend and you ask him/her if you can add him/her on your contactlist.
You've learnt 7 diffrent languages, like Bulgarien and a dialekt that is only in a mountainarea in Peru since you downloaded ICQ.
ICQ for you isen't just ICQ, It's 'God's gift to mankind'
Your idea of a party is when you invite all of your ICQfriends on a gigantic Chatparty
Last time you logged of ICQ was when Ingvar Carlsson was Primeminister.
You had a big ICQ-party with ICQ-cake and specialmade ICQ-champagne everytime a new version of ICQ gets released.
Your dog runs away from home because he dosen't get enough attention.
and yet you tried to give him a own ICQnumber
You name your first child to "Mirabilis" because you like 'how it sounds'
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Axianda The Royal
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Joined: November 20, 2001
Posts: 4273
From: Axianda
| Posted: 2008-02-10 10:10
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You know when you use ICQ to much when ...
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you start the bloody program even once...
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BackSlash
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Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2008-02-10 18:23
Who the HELL uses ICQ anymore?
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|Kakashi|
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Joined: April 04, 2007
Posts: 448
| Posted: 2008-02-11 00:49
I dont even know what it is :S
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2695
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2008-02-11 10:31
You call your friends ICQ number and wonder why it the machine tells; "this number is not in use, check your number and try again".
You ask at your your bank if the a specific bank account number was still available (it wasn't).
You have your ICQ number on your business card as contact information.
You meet new people, who have there status "free to chat".
You like to annoy people who set there status to "free for chat".
You have more than óne of ICQ number active.
You still know and have access to one of your 8 digit beta ICQ numbers.
You Modded your first Linux PDA with a 14K modem, bigger battery and installed Niam.
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|Kakashi|
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Joined: April 04, 2007
Posts: 448
| Posted: 2008-02-11 15:05
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On 2008-02-11 10:31, Eledore[NL] wrote:
You call your friends ICQ number and wonder why it the machine tells; "this number is not in use, check your number and try again".
You ask at your your bank if the a specific bank account number was still available (it wasn't).
You have your ICQ number on your business card as contact information.
You meet new people, who have there status "free to chat".
You like to annoy people who set there status to "free for chat".
You have more than óne of ICQ number active.
You still know and have access to one of your 8 digit beta ICQ numbers.
You Modded your first Linux PDA with a 14K modem, bigger battery and installed Niam.
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Explain please.
-Akatsuki
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