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12 Things You Should Never Say To A Cop... |
Fatal Rocko Willis
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From: Kentucky
|  Posted: 2006-12-16 08:13
This is an old funny I got from a friend...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer... Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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GothThug {C?}
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| Posted: 2006-12-16 08:17
 @ number 12 
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Light-of-Aurora
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From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2006-12-16 08:33
lol. 
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BLACKHAWK(ENGLAND)
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From: Manchester, England
| Posted: 2006-12-16 08:34
number 13: When arested ask can we go get an ice cream.
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Sanity Assassin (K'Luth propaganda)
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Joined: February 19, 2006
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From: Pittsburgh PA, USA
| Posted: 2006-12-16 09:19
"Gee officer, thats not what your mom said last night."
or...
"Seriously......officer.....its oregeno"
even.....
"thank god you pulled me over, can you direct me to the nearest store with eyedrops?"
maybe even.....
Once he comes to your window " Officer officer....you wouldnt happen to have any 1.5" zig zags, would you?"
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Sixkiller
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From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2006-12-16 11:51
12 is good:P
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Hawk™
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Posts: 570
From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
| Posted: 2006-12-16 13:32
around here...
#1 - When he says, "get the [bleep] off my sidewalk, you shouldn't say "can I see the deed?"
#2 - When the officer of the same race as you uses racial slurrs, you don't ask him if he's Haitian...
I can't think of any more at this time....
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icansee
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| Posted: 2006-12-16 13:33
14. I WAS SOOO GUNNA COME 1st in the race aswell
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GothThug {C?}
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| Posted: 2006-12-16 13:36
15. Officer says, "Hey, why are your eyes red? want me to take you home?"
I say, "i took a lortab, and yes i need a ride home, im sorta lost in all this fog lol" True Story
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Hawk™
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From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
| Posted: 2006-12-16 14:26
Goth that was stupid...
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Borgie
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From: close by
| Posted: 2006-12-16 14:43
goth has a way of screwing up any post..
but rocko the top 12 were good
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$wiss
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From: Prancing in the meadows with Jesus
| Posted: 2006-12-16 14:53
/me removes Goth & Blue posting rights
/me throws dictionary at Blue...
#43 When a cop asks you why you turned your lights off to hide (Happened to me)
Response: "Well Sir, I figured if you couldn't find me, I wouldn't get a ticket"
I got away w/out a ticket
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GothThug {C?}
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| Posted: 2006-12-16 15:01
swiss thats funny
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From: happy land
| Posted: 2006-12-16 16:59
rolf @ 12
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-12-16 17:30
HAHAH! Nice Rocko
Ya make me wanna dig up the old list I posted of things you know if you're from Philly
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