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Reasons to fear Canada |
.MeLLyMoo.
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From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
|  Posted: 2006-02-03 23:46
Reasons to Fear Canada
1. Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.
2. Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French.
3. Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?
4. Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.
5. Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.
6. Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.
7. Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears.
8. Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.
9. Never had a "disco phase."
10. Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.
11. Keeps insisting it "has no designs on America" and "only wants peace."
12. Plays a mean game of pond hockey.
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Crim
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| Posted: 2006-02-03 23:51
When on a flight to Canada, I had a checklist they needed me to fill out..as follows..
Do you have any Weapons? No
Do you have any drugs? No
Do you have any plans to smuggle drugs or weapons into Canada? No
All seems normal right?...well..
Do you plan to visit a farm in Canada?... Maybe..
So mell..What are you canadiens hiding on your farms!
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.MeLLyMoo.
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From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
| Posted: 2006-02-03 23:53
*grins*
Move here and you will find out!
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.MeLLyMoo.
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From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
| Posted: 2006-02-03 23:55
Why Hollywood hates the Metric System.
The Whole 8.2296 Meters
4828.03 Kilometers to Graceland
182.88 Centimeters Under
Attack of the 15.24-Meter Woman
Celsius 232.778
The Longest 0.9144 Meters
21,000 Milligrams
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GothThug {C?}
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| Posted: 2006-02-04 00:00
ahhahahahahhahahahaha
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lightning[Voyager][ A ]
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From: CANADA. QUEBEC
| Posted: 2006-02-04 02:14
1. Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.
Are population is etablished here, since the upper Canada is icy cold, tundra and is mostly impossible to etablish... We settle where we just felt perfect in this area.
[ This Message was edited by: lightning[Voyager][ A ] on 2006-02-04 04:48 ]
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BackSlash
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-02-04 02:23
It has the French, that's enough to me make barf!
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Jaydawg
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From: vermilion AB
| Posted: 2006-02-04 02:54
I do believe the english beat the french in the colonial days  Just a fun fact.
And I'd just like to clarify that when you had your 2 referendums on serparation from Canada, did the MAJORITY of the people vote YES or NO?
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-02-04 02:55
I voted for England!
Does that count?
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thundercat984
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Posts: 166
From: southern us
| Posted: 2006-02-04 03:50
i maybe wrong but the last i heard canada opted out of the North American missles def shield. More to the point the Canadaian gov. had said it wanted the US to call before it shot down any incoming missles that were over Can. airspace. The idea of waiting and playing phone tag with an incoming missle approaching is ludicrus. That kind of insainty is veery much to be feared.
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DarkScorpion
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From: London England
| Posted: 2006-02-04 04:38
The french gave it up to the English because another whoooping from the brits wasnt wanted so as my most liked saying build a bridge and get over it
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JRE
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| Posted: 2006-02-04 05:02
Fear the gangs in the US not that army.......plus the majority of homeowners have firearms so count more millions that would die do defend thier country....no nation in this world if they defeated the US armed forced could take the US populus and live. So, fear the US! er the gangs and homeowners
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| Posted: 2006-02-04 06:38
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On 2006-02-04 05:02, JRE wrote:
Fear the gangs in the US not that army.......plus the majority of homeowners have firearms so count more millions that would die do defend thier country....no nation in this world if they defeated the US armed forced could take the US populus and live. So, fear the US! er the gangs and homeowners
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China?
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c0ld
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| Posted: 2006-02-04 15:46
The resemblance is clear to see, imo;
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Lux (Polaris)
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| Posted: 2006-02-04 15:53
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On 2006-02-04 06:38, BackSlash *Jack* wrote:
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On 2006-02-04 05:02, JRE wrote:
Fear the gangs in the US not that army.......plus the majority of homeowners have firearms so count more millions that would die do defend thier country....no nation in this world if they defeated the US armed forced could take the US populus and live. So, fear the US! er the gangs and homeowners
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Dang right. Besides, if the US armed forces were defeated, it's not like the American populace have their own Anti-Aircraft guns, eh? If you're talking about an infantry invasion, no tanks involved, perhaps the millions of Americans could kill a few people...but not many from a trained, heavily armed military force, if that military theoretically tried to capture city by city, without air, armor, or naval support. And even then, it's not like the American populace would all form an organized army, it'd be more like isolated pockets of resistance.
Oh, and I am definitely NOT cooperating with China about any possible plan to invade the U.S....OR the Canadians....OR the Mexicans either, nope, definitely NOT.............................................
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