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TroyMars
Chief Marshal
T-Roy! and Friends
Joined: July 05, 2005
Posts: 267
|  Posted: 2006-01-06 23:06
feel free to add anything... funny...
You know your carriers warranty has expired when…?
1.) Your definition of hull integrity is the moral of crew that is holding the cuncks of space debris together
2.) when your ship is being captured and the captain thinks it to be a good strategic move to let them capp it since he feels it would do more damage to there fleet
3.) you ran out of ammo along time ago and have decided to hurl chunks of your own hull
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DragonSlayer*Sanctuary*
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 25, 2005
Posts: 233
From: dragonslayer83
| Posted: 2006-01-06 23:10
The engeneer carries large mounts of Duck tape and JB Weld to keep it together
[ This Message was edited by: EliteGuardian *S1* on 2006-01-06 23:15 ]
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.MeLLyMoo.
Cadet
Joined: July 03, 2005
Posts: 90
From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
| Posted: 2006-01-06 23:18
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Entil-Zha the Starkiller
Chief Marshal
Ravenous Wolfpack Clan
Joined: May 02, 2005
Posts: 261
From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
| Posted: 2006-01-06 23:36
When hull breaches are sealed with 3-year old chewing gum from a person with gingavitis. Bondo is used to reattach pieces of hull and to glue your weapons back on. And you can of course never forget: DUCT TAPE! That universal-repair-all holds the universe together....use enough of it...and you are idestructible...
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Bobamelius
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 2074
From: Ohio
| Posted: 2006-01-07 00:57
When your carrier is still only armed with 3 CL1000's.
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2006-01-07 01:42
- When self destruction involves ramming a ship instead of exploding.
- When it looks like a kick in the shin will blow it up.
- If enemy ships start mistaking it for for New Jersey.
-Ent
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Grimith
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: August 09, 2003
Posts: 836
From: Your local future farm.
| Posted: 2006-01-07 01:44
When your carrier came with the ability to equip the fighters of other factions.
When your crew never heard of fitting bombers or interceptors into the fighter slots.
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Axianda The Royal
Fleet Admiral
Terra Squadron
Joined: November 20, 2001
Posts: 4273
From: Axianda
| Posted: 2006-01-07 05:38
When fighters drop out of the hull due to structural failure and the flight officer tells em they launched for a patrol
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YIIMM
Grand Admiral
Joined: June 16, 2005
Posts: 851
From: Barcino, Hispania Tarraconensis
| Posted: 2006-01-07 07:03
When, whilst rushing to the aid of a doomed ally, your friends see you and begin charging towards the enemy planet
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Light-of-Aurora
Grand Admiral
Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2006-01-07 09:28
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On 2006-01-07 01:42, Enterprise wrote:
- If enemy ships start mistaking it for for New Jersey.
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Grrrr...
...when you've been defeated by an unsupported Piercer.
...when you consider the bridge as as cargo bay?
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TroyMars
Chief Marshal
T-Roy! and Friends
Joined: July 05, 2005
Posts: 267
| Posted: 2006-01-07 11:05
when the computers on the carrrier say powered my microsoft.
[ This Message was edited by: Troy Mars *S1* on 2006-01-07 13:42 ]
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Fattierob
Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-01-07 12:15
when your crew is demoralized because the forums are down
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-01-07 16:01
You ask for compensation and got turned down. Reason? "Warrenty expired".
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JRE
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 14, 2003
Posts: 571
| Posted: 2006-01-08 12:16
When you go 1 gu/s and beer bottles shake off the shelves and break causing a massive "party foul"
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-01-08 21:24
when the thing hurls in space instead of flying str8
when the engines puff out fumes of tabana gas instead of tachyon emissions
when the jumpdrive causes you to go to warp speed instead of tachyon speed lol
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