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Diabo|ik
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Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
|  Posted: 2005-12-21 14:29
Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde
girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right
behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they
were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback! Get
the quarterback!" I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
*Anonymous*
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-12-21 14:54
It's not FOOTBALL.
THAT'S AMERICAN FOOTBALL.
£%RGYHRTFHBRGTFJH%&WTYR*£UJ$%QR& UHJRTF
I read that entire thing and for about 10 minutes I was like "Eh, there's no quaterback in football..."
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2005-12-21 14:58
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On 2005-12-21 14:54, BackSlash *Jack* wrote:
It's not FOOTBALL.
THAT'S AMERICAN FOOTBALL.
£%RGYHRTFHBRGTFJH%&WTYR*£UJ$%QR& UHJRTF
I read that entire thing and for about 10 minutes I was like "Eh, there's no quaterback in football..."
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Tallyho lad, pip pip, show those yanks a thing or two. *sips some tea*
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Lacrosseian
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Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2005-12-21 15:00
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On 2005-12-21 14:54, BackSlash *Jack* wrote:
It's not FOOTBALL.
THAT'S AMERICAN FOOTBALL.
£%RGYHRTFHBRGTFJH%&WTYR*£UJ$%QR& UHJRTF
I read that entire thing and for about 10 minutes I was like "Eh, there's no quaterback in football..."
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Silly Brit
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-Smokey-
Grand Admiral
Joined: October 22, 2004
Posts: 784
From: Florida
| Posted: 2005-12-21 15:16
makes sense for american football to be soccer and soccer tto be football
since u use ur footin soccer not football but thats just the way things are 
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Lord DowneyBUM (UK)
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Joined: January 13, 2003
Posts: 437
From: London England
| Posted: 2005-12-21 15:19
On behalf of her majesty government, i do apologise for our subject who lives in the west of our little kingdom. A place where they dance round poles in funny skirts, with jingly bells on their knees.
Thisi will not happen again as we have detatched forces from a little town called Hereford.
Many thanks Liz and Phil.
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-12-21 18:16
heh, that was good.
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lightning[Voyager][ A ]
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Joined: August 04, 2004
Posts: 419
From: CANADA. QUEBEC
| Posted: 2005-12-21 18:19
Lol, yea, i think back slash wasnt the only 1 woudering since we have members from all around the world where normaly football is soccer....
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Bash
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Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
| Posted: 2005-12-21 22:46
lol
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Diabo|ik
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
| Posted: 2005-12-22 02:42
OMG, if I want to mean soccer, then I will say soccer, being it is the official name of this sport, damn europeans and their "foot" *shakes head from left to right*. Oh well, one GREAT flunked joke  .
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Drow
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Joined: June 06, 2003
Posts: 449
From: USA, WI
| Posted: 2005-12-22 07:26
I'm gana get killed for this but..
The difference between football and soccer? Football is a real sport
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-12-22 07:27
Atleast in Rugby we don't wear pads because we're scared of getting hurtzies OHNOES!
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DOM700 [-IMO-]
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Joined: July 26, 2001
Posts: 3175
From: Eckental, Germany, Sol-System
| Posted: 2005-12-22 07:29
/me kills Drow
Guess why not that many people in europe play american football...
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lightning[Voyager][ A ]
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Joined: August 04, 2004
Posts: 419
From: CANADA. QUEBEC
| Posted: 2005-12-22 07:31
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On 2005-12-22 07:27, BackSlash *Jack* wrote:
Atleast in Rugby we don't wear pads because we're scared of getting hurtzies OHNOES!
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Im Lightning, and i aprove this message
Nice one back, im totally with you on rudby, and secondly the sport itself is better.
[ This Message was edited by: lightning[Voyager][ A ] on 2005-12-22 07:32 ]
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DOM700 [-IMO-]
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From: Eckental, Germany, Sol-System
| Posted: 2005-12-22 07:34
heh, have seen both rugby and american football, got to prefer rugby too
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