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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies |
Fatal Rocko Willis
Fleet Admiral
Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
|  Posted: 2005-12-16 12:38
*****DISCLAIMER*****
This is meant as humor. in no way do I, Rocko Willis as player or Mod, nor the Staff or any person in reasonable power endorse irresponsible/underage drinking in any way, shape or form. PLease do not spoil the humor with nit picking it to death and trying to make a flame war out of it.... You know who I am talking about...
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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure th Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a hoot what it is. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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Drow
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Joined: June 06, 2003
Posts: 449
From: USA, WI
| Posted: 2005-12-16 12:56
he he he. So thats how Santa stays warm 
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$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2005-12-16 16:58
Your grammar seemed to get worse as the steps progressed...
...must be that damned sugar.
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Banshee
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: August 28, 2001
Posts: 2181
From: Philadelphia, PA
| Posted: 2005-12-17 15:16
... Could Chad possibly be that stupid?
Find out after this commercial messages!
*Fzzt*
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-RevenG-
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Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-12-17 15:31
It must have something to do with the 2 cups of dried fruit, it must!
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-12-17 16:32
mmmm... fried druit...
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$wiss
Admiral
Joined: November 08, 2002
Posts: 640
From: Prancing in the meadows with Jesus
| Posted: 2005-12-18 11:26
VIVE CUERVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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