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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
Posted: 2005-12-03 22:24   
http://gprime.net/video.php/getalife

after watching this video, I had to write a script up for a DS version of it. I defintly need to get a mic and start recording this...

GM(Faustus)> Okay. You alpha strike the escort dessie, but your EAD cannot penetrate the unbalanced shields.

*Gm rolls dice*

Faustus> Oh yeah. And your EAD looses all of it's power.

baragon(Backy)> WHAT?!

Grichfast(Ent)> Backy, it's okay! you can have my lvl 9 supply ship of killing

Faustus> Ent, make your roll

*Ent rolls*

Faustus> Impressive...

Ent> Allright! I cast down a mighty flux storm, and I'll use my ugto imperialism to give it +77 atack points

Faustus> did you honestly think that in the current patch, flux would be effective against shields? you obviously didn't factor in the-

Faustus> what do you want, Josef?

Sara(Josef)> Nothiin...

Faustus> Fine, get your soda, and leave.

Josef> Why do you guys always play this stupid game?

Faustus> none of your buisness

Red> Maybe she can play the roll of Flipper, Richard

Faustus> ew! No. And when we're down here, you call me Faustus!

Sara> This is so lame. I bet the lobby thinks your lame too

Faustus> you wish

Sara> At least the people in the lobby have lives. I bet they woudn't play this game.

*Flashback to 500 seconds ago*

Shig(with a beard)> You enter a dark room, and smell a faint musky oder of Flipper. You type in /back, when suddenly Backy, the annoying ATI freak, begins spewing about how much nvidia sucks

Bob> Do I see that?

Shig> no, your still downloading the patch

Bob> Fine. I use my T1 connection to download the patch faster

*dice are rolled, sheets are consulted*

Shig>...I'm sorry. but you've been randomly kicked by bito for being a dork

bob> WHAT?! WELL THEN I MAKE MY COMPTUTER RECONNECT!

shig> No! your character woudn't do that! Besides, Bito has +7 sass.

bob> I woudn't stand a chance. my emote skills are only level 2..

*random noob runs in*

noob> hey! the ugto are attacking! sol has been bombed to nothing!

bob> oh, not again

Tbone> always with the mirving.

noob> what shall I tell the defence forces?

bob> tell them to fight there own battles. we have more lobby camping to do.

*flashback to current*

Josef> for why don't you guys do something exciting for once? Stop wasting your time and get a freakin life

(girl 2)Rogue Spear> come on sara, forget it.

Josef> yeah. Hey, let's watch the 6 hour cheese marathon

Rogue Spear> I hear the swiss is doing good this year..

Ent> I shoudn't be wasting my time like this...maybe Josef is right

Red> she still would have made a good flipper, though

faustus>....*Pukes*




[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob (x2 Java Compilers) on 2005-12-03 22:26 ]
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Philky!


Joined: July 19, 2004
Posts: 90
Posted: 2005-12-03 22:44   
That was a long three minutes.
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors

Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
Posted: 2005-12-03 22:45   
...okay...I thought I didn't have a life...


After watching that movie, I almost feel normal...


Almost. =(




-Ent
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-RevenG-

Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2005-12-03 23:03   
omg, I am normal compared to them =D
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Headshot | Mr. Supervisor
Vice Admiral

Joined: August 20, 2005
Posts: 32
From: Agency, Iowa
Posted: 2005-12-04 00:12   
Quote:

On 2005-12-03 23:03, -RevenG- wrote:
omg, I am normal compared to them =D




we all are...we all are
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Ospolos
Grand Admiral

Joined: January 31, 2004
Posts: 567
From: ON, CANADA
Posted: 2005-12-04 01:39   
As funny as it is, it makes me feel better about myself.
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Dom243
Fleet Admiral

Joined: December 11, 2002
Posts: 104
Posted: 2005-12-04 02:15   
hfs fattierob, that was the funniest script i have ever seen lmfao still jeez, u need to record taht.
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2005-12-04 04:55   
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

Not my EAD!

(Dominator, your sig is too big!)
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*Peanut*
Admiral

Joined: October 24, 2004
Posts: 204
Posted: 2005-12-04 15:28   
fattierob... i think you have no life writing the DS script...
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Borgie
Chief Marshal
Pitch Black


Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
Posted: 2005-12-05 08:08   
lol glad im not that bad
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
Posted: 2005-12-05 22:44   
I dun feel so bad about playing magic with a buncha normal-ish guys every week now TY fr!
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