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Diabo|ik
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Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
|  Posted: 2005-11-14 16:40
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls
out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"A hamburger, fries, and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks
the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato,
and salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be
$32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity
any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay
for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right
amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for
a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
Rogue Spear sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I
say."
Edit : Welcome back BTW Rogue, you know we love you...
[ This Message was edited by: Diabo|ik on 2005-11-14 21:12 ]
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Abandoned Mind
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From: Brattleboro, Vermont
| Posted: 2005-11-14 16:49
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BackSlash
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| Posted: 2005-11-14 16:51
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Josef
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| Posted: 2005-11-14 17:14
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| Posted: 2005-11-14 17:49
lmao, nice.
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Bash
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| Posted: 2005-11-14 17:55
lol good one 
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Bobamelius
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2005-11-14 18:36
Good one.
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Light-of-Aurora
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From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2005-11-15 08:29
We do nothing in my computer class, and now we're gathered around my screen reading your joke
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Axianda The Royal
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From: Axianda
| Posted: 2005-11-16 06:25
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Dont know about you folks but i just LOVE the 2nd wish, i mean look at her its a babe and if you get fed up with her or she gets to fat you can always grill her....
the 2nd wish is pure genious
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DOM700 [-IMO-]
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From: Eckental, Germany, Sol-System
| Posted: 2005-11-16 12:26
evil....
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Borgie
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From: close by
| Posted: 2005-11-17 04:00
funny but wrong
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Lark of Serenity
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| Posted: 2005-11-18 18:48
*waits for Rogues inevitable clever retort*
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GothThug {C?}
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| Posted: 2005-11-18 23:05
that was just genious
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Borgie
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| Posted: 2005-11-19 01:23
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On 2005-11-14 17:14, Josef wrote:
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Dont know about you folks but i just LOVE the 2nd wish, i mean look at her its a babe and if you get fed up with her or she gets to fat you can always grill her....
the 2nd wish is pure genious
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omg ... lmao
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
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From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-11-19 13:06
BRILLIANT!
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