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Diabo|ik
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
|  Posted: 2005-11-10 15:05
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine
and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the
house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick
my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing
sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me
for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her
on the ass and shout, 'WHO'S HORNY?' and she acts like she's asleep
every time!"
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Light-of-Aurora
Grand Admiral
Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2005-11-10 16:45
Lol.. that's interesting
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-11-10 17:50
LMFAO
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kenetiks
Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001
Posts: 1130
From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2005-11-10 17:53
roflmao
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Bash
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Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
| Posted: 2005-11-10 19:03
lol holy crap good one
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-11-10 19:38
LMAO, Nice
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Borgie
Chief Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2005-11-10 19:43
lol
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Bigwolfe
Fleet Admiral
Joined: October 16, 2003
Posts: 156
From: Bland County
| Posted: 2005-11-11 01:50
LOL, That's a good one!
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Hellza - master
Cadet
Joined: February 24, 2004
Posts: 556
| Posted: 2005-11-11 06:01
nice!
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-11-11 10:53
LMAO! I gotta try that 
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Nim *
Chief Marshal
Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: September 05, 2004
Posts: 295
| Posted: 2005-11-11 11:06
Quote:
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On 2005-11-11 10:53, Coeus [FIX 483 FIRST!] wrote:
LMAO! I gotta try that
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You are married?
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-11-11 14:20
Who says there has to be a ring for this to work?
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