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Diabo|ik
Grand Admiral
Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
|  Posted: 2005-10-27 11:31
Actual newspaper Headlines
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Yes, even Governor's daughters have one... duh!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really]?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking
things a bit far]!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy]!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [I hope they get paid double paradise cloud time for it...]!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any
better than a fair trial]!
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that
effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [See Vulcans...]?
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [I am with stupid^]!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they
may be on to something]!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something
stronger than duct tape]?
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they
fat enough]?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he
gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [K'luth cooks have known this for years...]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all
over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [They plan to hire a 8 foot lawyer so he can be "up to the task at hand"]
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [ What a tragedy... ]
And a little Darkspace special :
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe
thoroughly]!
[ This Message was edited by: Diabo|ik on 2005-10-27 11:40 ]
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Veronw
Marshal
Joined: December 13, 2004
Posts: 554
| Posted: 2005-10-27 12:23
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE EM!!!!!!!!!
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-10-27 13:47
lmao
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-10-27 16:14
I LOL'd!
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-10-27 17:30
I still am 
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Bobamelius
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 2074
From: Ohio
| Posted: 2005-10-27 17:49
Haha, nice stuff there 
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-Smokey-
Grand Admiral
Joined: October 22, 2004
Posts: 784
From: Florida
| Posted: 2005-10-28 11:03
lol
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Dom243
Fleet Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2002
Posts: 104
| Posted: 2005-11-08 16:52
lol heres another, just came out yesterday here in Houston:
Plane crashes into car, police suspect it was flying too low.
and i was like "ya think retards?"
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After burn
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Joined: August 20, 2005
Posts: 29
| Posted: 2005-11-08 17:33
lmfao, good stuff
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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-11-08 17:44
" Prostitute arrested with a bunch of Cocks ( The chicken kind..)"
God I love the news.
[ This Message was edited by: Lord Crimseon,Drinker of Beer on 2005-11-08 17:54 ]
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Dom243
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Joined: December 11, 2002
Posts: 104
| Posted: 2005-11-08 18:43
wow, crim, is that one real?
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Borgie
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Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2005-11-08 19:34
heres one its
no the cig is good for the bab right?
[ This Message was edited by: Fatal Borgie on 2005-11-08 19:35 ]
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Crim
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Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2005-11-08 20:07
Yes dom, it is..lol, A local newspaper decided it'd be a good name for a Prostitute who had been running from the cops, and caught at a farm, in the chicken barn
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Dauphin
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Joined: April 27, 2003
Posts: 349
From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-11-08 20:30
ROFL
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Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-11-08 20:31
@Borgie LOL
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