| Author |
Arrgh! |
Drow
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 06, 2003
Posts: 449
From: USA, WI
|  Posted: 2005-09-19 19:52
MAGICIAN AND THE PARROT
There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets like:
"IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE, IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE!"or
"IT'S IN HIS POCKET, IT'S IN HIS POCKET!"or
"IT'S IN HIS MOUTH, IT'S IN HIS MOUTH!"
The magician was getting pretty sick of this and threatened to kill the parrot if it ruined his act one more time. That evening right at the climax of his act, just as he was about to disappear in a puff of smoke, the ship hit an iceberg and sank in seconds.
Amazingly, the magician and the parrot were the only two survivors. The magician was lying on a piece of driftwood in a daze. As he opened his eyes he could see the parrot staring at him out of its beady little eye.
The parrot sat there for hours just staring at him and eventually said, "OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"
_________________
Nindol tangi, dos zhal zah'har l' jiv'undus d'
natha szithrel Tagnik'zun elggor
|
Ulric Winters
Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 21, 2004
Posts: 198
From: Somewhere
| Posted: 2005-09-19 21:30
lol
_________________
|
Faustus
Marshal
Palestar
Joined: May 29, 2001
Posts: 2748
From: Austin, Texas
| Posted: 2005-09-19 21:59
LOL
_________________
|
BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-09-20 01:46
LMAO
_________________
|
Alien Mastermind
Grand Admiral
Pitch Black
Joined: January 20, 2003
Posts: 242
From: Toronto
| Posted: 2005-09-20 15:45
LOL
_________________
\"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.\"
-Arthur C. Clarke
|
-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-09-20 16:12
ROFLMAO
_________________
|
Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-09-20 17:20
LMFAO! Can you say "Castaway Dinner time?"
_________________
Darkspace: Twilight
|
English
Deutsch
Nederlands
)
