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Fatal Rocko Willis
Fleet Admiral
Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
|  Posted: 2005-09-18 13:20
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same day.
3. You see a car running in a store parking lot with no one in it no matter what time of year.
4. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin to go to the store.
5. All festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
6. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car... for your OWN car.
8. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
9. The local papers cover nation and international news on one page and six pages for local gossip and sports.
10. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
11. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' wal-martin" or "Off to 'Wally World'."
12. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"
13. Fried Catfish is the other white meat.
14.You understand these and forward them to your friends from Kentucky (and those who just wish they were).
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$wiss
Admiral
Joined: November 08, 2002
Posts: 640
From: Prancing in the meadows with Jesus
| Posted: 2005-09-18 18:25
*Raises confederate flag in his big fat raised flat-black pick-up
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Meko
Grand Admiral
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 1956
From: Vancouver
| Posted: 2005-09-19 01:21
swiss's sig is on par with Tbones
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-09-19 01:59
lol, those are good 
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