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YIIMM Grand Admiral
Joined: June 16, 2005 Posts: 851 From: Barcino, Hispania Tarraconensis
| Posted: 2005-07-25 15:13  
Poisoned brie is eaten by the rat
Poisoned Brie=Winner
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2005-07-25 15:14  
brie gets moldy
winner = mold
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Enterprise Chief Marshal Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002 Posts: 2576 From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2005-07-25 15:33  
Kitty chases rat off a building and rat dies.
Winner=Kitty.
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NoPants2win Cadet
Joined: February 23, 2002 Posts: 1275 From: Poorly ventilated paint storage facility.
| Posted: 2005-07-25 15:35  
Nimby eats kitties, therefore
Nimby > Kitty
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Ramius Fleet Admiral Agents
Joined: January 12, 2002 Posts: 894 From: Ramius
| Posted: 2005-07-25 15:37  
Gaifen pack surrounds Nimby
Nimby dies by mouthbeam
Winner = gaifen pack
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r3dj4ck 2nd Rear Admiral
Joined: June 24, 2005 Posts: 37
| Posted: 2005-07-25 15:39  
gaifen pack splatter themselves against Sag Hothha due to faulty AI pathing.
winner = sag hothha
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2005-07-25 15:40  
scout tractors roids from becky to sag
winner = tractor scout
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Tikki Cadet Raven Warriors
Joined: March 10, 2005 Posts: 132 From: Canuckistan
| Posted: 2005-07-25 16:44  
Noob asks the tractor scout what they're doing and runs into the roid, causing the roid to run into the tractor.
winner = noob
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Feralwulf Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004 Posts: 1729 From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2005-07-25 16:56  
Josef asked n00b to find out what Tractor scout is doing.
Bito = n00b
Josef = winner
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Drafell Grand Admiral Mythica
Joined: May 30, 2003 Posts: 2449 From: United Kingdom
| Posted: 2005-07-28 12:48  
Josef is the head of the Josefania movement. this gets declared as a religion in the next elections. It is now a prohibited subject due to the RoC. Unofrtunately the RoC is a set of mandatory guidelines which everyone is required to abide by as part of the EULA.
Lawyers come into this somewhere...
Winner = Lawyers
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Lord DowneyBUM (UK) Fleet Admiral
Joined: January 13, 2003 Posts: 437 From: London England
| Posted: 2005-07-28 12:53  
Guantanamo Bay terrorist hires lawyer and gets off scot free.
Winner = Terrorist.
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Diabo|ik Grand Admiral
Joined: August 16, 2002 Posts: 327 From: Quebec, Canada
| Posted: 2005-07-28 12:58  
Bush tries to stop the terrorists by attacking Irak...
So the winner = *drumroll* the terrorists...
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Ramius Fleet Admiral Agents
Joined: January 12, 2002 Posts: 894 From: Ramius
| Posted: 2005-07-28 13:00  
Terrorist tries to car bomb with the new Volkswagen Polo.
Explosion is contained within Polo.
winner = VW Polo.
[ This Message was edited by: Ramius {C?} on 2005-07-28 13:03 ]
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2005-07-28 13:15  
crooked car mechaninic "fixes" VW for $5000, causing need for service every 47 miles.
winner = mechanic
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Pimpalicious Nerd {C?} Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: January 15, 2003 Posts: 885 From: Connecticut, USA
| Posted: 2005-07-28 13:19  
The VW is parked at a sea-side house and is left there for thirty years. The VW finally rusts into nothingness because of the salt, becoming feric dust.
Salt/Time = Winner
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