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Hellza - master
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Joined: February 24, 2004
Posts: 556
|  Posted: 2005-05-23 03:35
Rules for Men
1) The female always makes The Rules.
2) The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3) No Male can possilbly know all The Rules.
4) If the Female suspects the male know all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5) The Female is never wrong.
6) If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7) If the above Rules applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
 The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9) The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10) The Female has a every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11) The male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12) The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13) The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14) The Male who doesn’t abide by The Rules, can’t take the heat, lacks a backbone and is a wimp.
15) Any attempt to document The Rules could result in a bodily hamr.
16) At no time can the Male make such comments as “Insignificant”;and “Is that all?” when the Female is complaining.
17) If the Female has PMS, all The Rules null and void…..
OBAY!! for the rules have teh spoken!
[ This Message was edited by: Vampire Hellza on 2005-05-23 03:48 ]
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Feralwulf
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Joined: January 24, 2004
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| Posted: 2005-05-23 03:40
08:35:47 [*Dark*]Vampire Hellza: "hey feral cheek out lastest topic"
08:35:49 LordShard: "wow, more than a million people boycott over $94"
08:37:58 LordShard: "15) Any attempt to document The Rules could result in a bodily hamr. <<08:37:58 LordShard: "16) At no time can the Male make such comments as ?Insignificant?;and ?Is that all?? when the Female is complaining. <<08:38:09 LordShard: "OBAY!! for the rules have teh spoken! <<08:38:56 [=CSA=]Feralwulf: "<<
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LordShard
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Joined: April 28, 2005
Posts: 140
| Posted: 2005-05-23 04:11
08:35:47 [*Dark*]Vampire Hellza: "hey feral cheek out lastest topic"
08:35:49 LordShard: "wow, more than a million people boycott over $94"
08:37:33 LordShard: "15) Any attempt to document The Rules could result in a bodily hamr. <<08:37:51 LordShard: "16) At no time can the Male make such comments as ?Insignificant?;and ?Is that all?? when the Female is complaining. <<08:38:09 LordShard: "OBAY!! for the rules have teh spoken! <<08:38:55 [=CSA=]Feralwulf: "<<08:39:54 [*Dark*]Vampire Hellza: ">>>>>>me<<<<<< doing>>>>>>>pointing thisgns >""---->"
08:41:24 LordShard: "anouther is the correct spelling"
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