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The first encounter: The Blorg |
Boerenkool
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|  Posted: 2012-09-05 06:08
Bweek and Sqweek they where called, the ones that should scout the group of flashy things far out in the galaxy. Bweek and Sqweek where part of the ugly, crude, yet creative race of Blorg. The Blorg race had a good start, plenty of habitable planets all near eachother with a huge asteroid belt protecting their galaxy. The Blorg feed on protons, thus they are able to absorb any kind of matter into their metabolism.
For a thousand years Bweek and Sqweek where in hybernation, untill they finally arived at the objective location. After their meal of heavy matter, the 2 scouts wasted no time and started to observe the place.
"ooh, there is this alien drinking something called Mai-Tai's at a sun...thats not very efficient...moving on. Hmmm cant those thing called "humans" not see the big ships behind them? Oh..they died fast...". Bweek was very busy observing, and Sqweek was even more busy writing it all down.
"judging from the intercepted messages, there is a fight between "humans" and "K'luth" and something called "the goddam MI", this is very interesting. The Blorg can easily come into play and take over the galaxy."
After watching the galaxy for a while, Bweek started thinking...."it's almost as if they WANT to fight...why else would the humans split up into 3 factions instead of clearing out any alien presense. No no, this way they can keep fighting forever. Its almost as if they dont care for and other races, they keep fighting eachother for fun. Untill some race is becoming to annoying, then they FINALLY join arms and fight the mutual enemy....and once the enemy is pushed back far enough, they start fighting eachother again". Bweek slowly began to understand that invading this galaxy wasnt going to bea easy...
But the key seemed to defeat the creative humans. although the ones called "the goddam MI" have mighty ships, their role in the daily wars is minimal. Yet when Bweek and Sqweek wanted to scout the borderlands of the MI territory, it became clear the MI where the only ones with significant technology...at least their sensors could see trough our simple hiding device. After several torpedoes heading towards their direction, they quickly turned back to the homesystem of Blorg: Blorgan, to report on their findings.
[ This Message was edited by: Furiosity on 2012-09-05 06:26 ]
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| Posted: 2012-09-05 06:24
blol
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Alzek15
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| Posted: 2012-09-05 16:59
blahaha
(anyone who has read percy jackson will lol at this reference)
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Mylith
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| Posted: 2012-09-05 17:03
bweek.
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Ravendark
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| Posted: 2012-10-21 15:07
fun. wanna hear more 
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