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Smiley Face
2nd Rear Admiral
Joined: June 15, 2011
Posts: 14
|  Posted: 2011-12-29 05:17
last night i was flying around, and I POOPED MY PANTS! boehoe
my mother was still doin some shopping and my father was at work...i was all alone with my dirty trousers! Where are the developers when u need them? Us new players have been qq-ing for 3 years now for better stain management, but nothing has changed. Still, every once in a while...i poop my pants
I've watched icc get severe diarrea, ive watched UGTO after a night of mexican seafood, ive even seen luth after a meal of hobo's. the ships get improved weapon balance, the metaverse got improved layout, but my pants are still the same..I demand clean pants and a normal bowel system. It is not my own problem to fix, it is all the responsibility of the devs. We all KNOW what needs to be done.
lets make it happen
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Shigernafy
Admiral
Joined: May 29, 2001
Posts: 5726
From: The Land of Taxation without Representation
| Posted: 2011-12-29 06:48
Well at least you picked an appropriate moniker for your nonsense.
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Challenger
Marshal
Joined: March 28, 2002
Posts: 886
| Posted: 2011-12-29 09:18
Want fresh pants? Click on profile---Edit Profile----Reset Rank.
There ya go willis!!
PS your mommy will be home soon to clean them for you if you chose not to do it yourself. Also stay off the furniture or the parents may see fit to ban you from the house.
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Blackjack [DBL]
Grand Admiral
Faster than Light
Joined: February 25, 2011
Posts: 344
From: The land of venomous reptiles.
| Posted: 2011-12-30 02:02
The only response needed is "..."
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2695
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2011-12-30 08:04
It is 7th may already? But the year hasn't started yet...
But no, clearly you haven't heard about the Elitists way of playing darkspace.
It is the superior way or playing.
And no you can just Crap yerself. you will only get stuck to the seat, and it isn't like you would be going anywhere.
And if you have to go someplace, remember to buy a new chair on the way home..
E.
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Talien
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Templar Knights
Joined: May 11, 2010
Posts: 2044
From: Michigan
| Posted: 2011-12-30 10:39
Well, they could just sit in one of these and there's no worries.
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Smiley Face
2nd Rear Admiral
Joined: June 15, 2011
Posts: 14
| Posted: 2011-12-30 12:01
i bow to the patience of the MODS:)
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Smiley Face
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Joined: June 15, 2011
Posts: 14
| Posted: 2011-12-30 12:09
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On 2011-12-29 09:18, Challenger wrote:
Want fresh pants? Click on profile---Edit Profile----Reset Rank.
There ya go willis!!
PS your mommy will be home soon to clean them for you if you chose not to do it yourself. Also stay off the furniture or the parents may see fit to ban you from the house.
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furniture is ruined....But i think i heard Billy Mays with his new product around here....
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Fatal Perihelion
Chief Marshal
Fatal Squadron
Joined: April 15, 2010
Posts: 308
| Posted: 2011-12-30 19:37
the dj saved my life
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2011-12-30 20:50
im sorry i peed on your dog man. thought it would liven up the party at the time.
how would i know you'd be so angry?
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gg14155
2nd Rear Admiral
Joined: November 11, 2011
Posts: 13
| Posted: 2011-12-30 22:08
you are playing a free game kid. if you want something with constant updates go play runescape, they update every week. as for darkspace these devs have lives and jobs to keep up because i do not believe they make any profit on this game, if so, very little.
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CM7
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Faster than Light
Joined: October 15, 2009
Posts: 1812
| Posted: 2011-12-30 22:16
its a joke! gosh...
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Smiley Face
2nd Rear Admiral
Joined: June 15, 2011
Posts: 14
| Posted: 2011-12-31 11:27
pooping a pants is not a joke! it is a very serious issue that needs to be dealth with 
and Doran: the dog needed new colougne anyway, he actually loves his new scent. to bad he ran away...i havent seen him since last night.
Today i had a very interesting sate babi, a very weird aftertaste....
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Doran
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Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2011-12-31 12:29
The pig sheds none of its teeth at all.
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ADmiraLMaXimus (Bringer of Doom)
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Praetorian Wolves
Joined: March 09, 2002
Posts: 363
From: Earth
| Posted: 2011-12-31 14:32
now i dont feel so bad since i heard people still poop thier pants cause i pee in mine all the time....
it feels good in the begining.... so warm..... and moist.... but then
it gets colder and starts to make my skin itch so how about we add some kind of captains chair on the bridge thal is like a small jacuzzi combined with a toilet, and that may fix the entire issue and to add may make every one more comfortable in the END 
[ This Message was edited by: ADmiraLMaXimus (Bringer of Doom) on 2011-12-31 14:34 ]
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