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ICC Security Council Public Memo {4-8-08} |
Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
|  Posted: 2008-04-08 17:32
From: Grand Admiral Coeus Darksoul
To: ICC Fleetwide & Civilian Merchants bearing ICC Markings
Security Level: None
RE: Brain Damaged UGTO - new security procedures.
In an attempt to dissuade the UGTO from their most recent course of insanity (See: UGTO News Publication RE: "Hannibal's Cooking Lessons") all ships bearing ICC colors are hereby recommended to immediately jettison the following cargo:
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[li]All forms of spices, such as Paprika, Cumin, Olde Bay, and so on.
[li]All forms of herbs
[li]Any and all forms of cooking oil
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In the event of the capture of your ship, all ICC military vessels are to stick to the standing orders and dump their cheese stores into their plasma manifolds. All civilian ships bearing ICC colors are advised to take up this practice.
The less tastey we are, the more likely they are to just shoot us mercifully if we are captured.
Of course, you could just do what we do best and kill them first... but hey, its best to be prepared, amIrite?
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Bardiche
Chief Marshal
Joined: November 16, 2006
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| Posted: 2008-04-08 17:44
You could also beat them to the act and kill yourself the moment your ship gets captured.
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2008-04-08 18:00
Yeah but the only reason we ever get captured is because we're too busy dating cheerleaders & getting drunk while the uggies are off playing with themselves 
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codenemesis
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Joined: June 10, 2007
Posts: 185
| Posted: 2008-04-08 18:30
And thats why soon as i git admiral i am going kluth....
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Panduh
Grand Admiral
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Joined: June 03, 2007
Posts: 250
| Posted: 2008-04-08 21:50
I fully support such a protocol!
COEUS FOR PREZ!
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DMC-13
Admiral
Evil Empires Inc.
Joined: February 16, 2008
Posts: 187
From: Huntington Beach, California, USA
| Posted: 2008-04-09 00:28
Considering the fact that they also eat "live meat", getting rid of the spices, herbs and cooking oil isn't going to help. Might I suggest finding a way to "sour" the meat, such as a strict diet of dill pickles and lemonaid.
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FlyD4wn
Fleet Admiral
Joined: October 19, 2004
Posts: 138
From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2008-04-09 04:51
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On 2008-04-08 21:50, Fatal Panda (w00tcakes) wrote:
I fully support such a protocol!
COEUS FOR PREZ!
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Agreed! =)
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Xpli$it
Marshal
Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 486
From: Canada
| Posted: 2008-04-09 11:32
.... Fools. Clearly the only logical solution is to begin devouring each other before those UGTO monsters get us.
Fellow ICC, begin consumption of your fellow soldiers.
.. But, who will be the last one left alive and uneaten? Who will eat him if not the UGTO?
We have a major problem on our hands.
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
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Joined: March 22, 2006
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From: Philly
| Posted: 2008-04-09 17:51
This takes "Eat me!" to a whole new level..
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