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Rogue Spear Grand Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: March 20, 2002 Posts: 848 From: Texas
| Posted: 2007-08-22 22:22  
I heard a faint noise emanate from my computer. There was no mistaking it, I had just recieved an email. I thought little of it as I recieve thousands of them everyday, most of them fan mail. I paid little attention to it and continued to read my novel. It was a rather large book for my taste, but it caught my eye a few days ago while I was shopping for Harry Potter action figures at the mall. What had me intrigued was that as a Grand Admiral and DarkSpace legend, I possess many medals, but no one ever wrote a book about. So why in the hell does Curious George recieve a medal and all of a sudden he gets his own novel. It was a question that must be answered.
As I continued reading I felt an evil chill came over me. Like a cold winter breeze it wrapped around me as if I was being wrapped in a blanket by the devil himself. I knew at that moment that something was wrong. I immediately ran to my computer to find out what sort of surprise I had waiting on me. As I quickly logged in I realized that I hadnt flushed or wash my hands, but none of that mattered. Unseen forces were at that very moment working to unravel the very community I had sworn to protect.
As I opened my mail I came across a message from an address labeled ultimatepowerranger9000. As a former GTN pilot I have been trained to show no fear, so without hesitation I opened the message. Little did I know that I had just opened a pandora's box that could quite possible destroy everything that I had come to love.
Juxtapose has returned...
There was no mistaking it, I could tell by the estrogen content of the message that no normal man could have wrote such an abomination of an email. Trying to hold on to some sense of comfort I quickly logged into Darkspace to check and see if my fears were justified.........they were.
There he was, standing before me, the great evil that I thought I had vanquished so long ago. Vile, sinister, everything that is wrong with modern MMOGs. I knew that I, Rogue Spear was Darkspace's only hope. I challenged the demon to a duel, it was the only chance we had.
I wasnt sure what to expect, Juxtapose, although a superior pilot than most, was never even close to being a match to me. But alot could change in several years, could he have grown stronger? I shall put him to the test.
I engaged him head on in typical fashion fully confident in my skills as a pilot. Everything that I had learned from all these years lead up to this moment. The fate of Darkspace rested on my shoulders...I could not lose....I must not lose...
The battle lasted 4 seconds...
As quickly as it had started the battle was over. Although Juxtapose had only returned to Darkspace for a short while his evil was stomped down by the righteous forces of good. Let it be known that wherever there is evil, wherever the innocent suffer, you will find Rogue Spear.
This message of victory in the face of overwhelming odds was brought to you by Rogue Spear.
[ This Message was edited by: Rogue Spear on 2007-08-22 22:29 ]
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Supertrooper Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: March 18, 2004 Posts: 1895 From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2007-08-22 22:35  
JUUUXXTAAAAPOOOOSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Junky Da FunkyMonke Admiral
Joined: May 14, 2007 Posts: 347 From: The Hotel California, takes excursions to Deep Sexys Space every now and then
| Posted: 2007-08-22 22:35  
lol nice nice
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Rhiawhyn Zerinth Fleet Admiral Templar Knights
Joined: October 31, 2005 Posts: 257 From: I.C.C Deep space refueling station
| Posted: 2007-08-22 22:35  
..... and?
*ducks from the Ion cannon*
What?!
what did i do >_>
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Little Pet Slinki Admiral
Joined: April 16, 2006 Posts: 836 From: United Kingdom, South West.
| Posted: 2007-08-22 23:15  
I feel proud to be a witness to this great event.
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Juxtapose Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: May 11, 2002 Posts: 1308 From: Give me your bullets!
| Posted: 2007-08-22 23:31  
The truth is a separate matter entirely:
You see...Rogue Spear had hatched a wicked plot to lead his fellow pilots (I'd say fellow Teammates, but being outcast and a loner, that would be a team of one) into a trap. Deep in enemy territory, with only one burnt out ember of a planet at their back, Rogue was going to turn on them; let the K'luth attack and add his own fire-power to the betrayal.
Off in the Far East protecting innocents from similiar villany, I caught this foul odor of betrayal. Penniless (having given all I had to save some orphans from starvation), I raced to thwart Rogue Spear in the only ship available to me: A Stealth Scout.
You see...what that Screen Shot really shows (other than the obvious act of Rogue Spear, an ICC pilot, willfully padding his stats by killing other ICC Pilots), is my selfless act of placing myself and my ship in the line of fire and yes, Rogue Spear's betrayal. Were it not for me, countless others would have felt the sharp bite of his treachery. As for me? Well, I'm used to it.
Thanks are unnecessary. Your appreciation is gift enough.
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Phellan Grand Admiral
Joined: February 27, 2007 Posts: 220 From: Red Light District
| Posted: 2007-08-22 23:50  
hold on a second...you couldn't take him in a stealth scout? *smack* shoulda at least been able to fly a few circles around him before blowing up so spictacurally
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Sardaukar Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002 Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2007-08-23 00:00  
The strife and mystery has me on the edge of my seat!
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doda *EP5 no longer exception...* Grand Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2005 Posts: 1012 From: happy land
| Posted: 2007-08-23 00:06  
Or was it dun dun dun....
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Enterprise Chief Marshal Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002 Posts: 2576 From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2007-08-23 04:55  
The elegance and brilliance of this topic is matched only by a turd falling 30,000 feet in a blazing mockery of Deep Impact.
-Ent
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Deadly Assassin Marshal
Joined: June 15, 2006 Posts: 81
| Posted: 2007-08-23 16:31  
ewwww
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2007-08-24 09:20  
Holy Heck it's Juxt.
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Rogue Spear Grand Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: March 20, 2002 Posts: 848 From: Texas
| Posted: 2007-08-27 20:54  
*bump*
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2007-08-27 21:03  
Juxt reminds me of the necron...
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Rogue Spear Grand Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: March 20, 2002 Posts: 848 From: Texas
| Posted: 2007-09-04 20:12  
For Zang
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