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Joined: September 19, 2004
Posts: 323
From: Margaritaville
|  Posted: 2007-07-19 16:41
Find out what may really mean when they say...
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great tits."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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From: happy land
| Posted: 2007-07-19 17:27
rolf nice ones
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Leonide
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Joined: October 01, 2005
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From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2007-07-19 18:01
LOL! 
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Joe dirt
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Joined: April 18, 2006
Posts: 273
| Posted: 2007-07-19 20:36
lol
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Duder_McGee
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Joined: November 25, 2006
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| Posted: 2007-07-19 22:07
hahah exactly
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2007-07-20 05:55
Some of the words need changing *cough*.
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$yTHe {C?}
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Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2007-07-20 10:05
Jack, once again, you have a sig that has anime girls with huge breasts nearly popping out of their body armor.
LAG - Awesome
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2007-07-20 11:07
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On 2007-07-20 10:05, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
of their body armor.
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body "armor"? you mean "lack of body armor"
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Doran
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Joined: March 29, 2003
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From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2007-07-20 13:30
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On 2007-07-20 10:05, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
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body "armor"? you mean "lack of body armor"
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$yTHe {C?}
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From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2007-07-20 15:40
I love you Doran.
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Fattierob
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Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2007-07-20 16:53
I approve
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-RevenG-
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Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2007-07-20 17:07
Most of those are true. >.> Also, Doran, awesome picture. I laughed.
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Nonthought
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Joined: April 05, 2007
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From: England
| Posted: 2007-07-20 17:10
How about... "Toys? These aren't toys!"
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Kakashi Samurai
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| Posted: 2007-07-21 02:16
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On 2007-07-20 10:05, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
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roflmao
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BackSlash
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2007-07-21 03:08
Chuck Approves.
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