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Ship-Of-Fools 2nd Rear Admiral Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004 Posts: 415 From: USA
| Posted: 2006-08-07 13:26  
when you are late for work what do you say? and what are you really doing?
1. "I am consulting on this project."
what u mean, "I am in DS lobby discussing the difference between a It missle, and a AR missle
2. " I am delivering a critical shippment to a customer"
what u mean " I am on a Bomb run,and the planetary sensors just burned thru my ecm, and launched missles...cant talk now"
3. " I had a flat tire, sorry i am late"
what u mean " I was drinking coffee, playing darkspace, and shaving at the same time, and I spilled coffee on my keyboard"
4. " ohhh no my PC crashed what am i going to do about those important work files"
what u mean "ohhh no, how am i going to play darkspace tonight"
5. " I was working with HR on an important project for new hires"
what u mean, "I played in the newbie server for 4 hours, and taught a new guy how to upgrade"
I know these are really bad, just an example,
can anyone think of better ones?
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Joe dirt Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 18, 2006 Posts: 273
| Posted: 2006-08-07 13:29  
sorry im late boss had a rough night and couldn't sleep
reason had luths bombing 1 system while icc bombing another
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_x$witchBladex_ [1.480 Fanboy] Grand Admiral
Joined: February 26, 2003 Posts: 849 From: Upstate New York
| Posted: 2006-08-07 14:40  
"Sorry I'm late, last nights server upgrades took forever"
--Had to re-mod all my ships cuz my garage was wiped.
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Capt.picard Admiral
Joined: April 15, 2005 Posts: 97 From: Peterborough, England
| Posted: 2006-08-07 14:42  
i had a car accident,
i crashed my fully modded dread, so i whent on a massive bombing run to take my anger out on something.
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-08-07 17:08  
You do know that the Korolev blew up, right?
I won't be able to make it today, my car is in the shop and they have no rentals.
-- Those damn newbies forgot to que up active shields and particle cannons after they emptied the mod planets of them, so I need to wait 3 hours for them to build so I can mod my combat dread again...
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Borgie Chief Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005 Posts: 2256 From: close by
| Posted: 2006-08-07 23:34  
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On 2006-08-07 17:08, Brave Sir Coeus wrote:
You do know that the Korolev blew up, right?
I won't be able to make it today, my car is in the shop and they have no rentals.
-- Those damn newbies forgot to que up active shields and particle cannons after they emptied the mod planets of them, so I need to wait 3 hours for them to build so I can mod my combat dread again...
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i done something like that before
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Beast Cadet Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: May 27, 2002 Posts: 345 From: Wouldnt you like to know
| Posted: 2006-08-08 01:44  
Why havent you showed up for work for the fast 2 weeks?
"I was waiting to download the next patch from Dark Space."
Well then your gonna lose your vacation pay.
"You might as well take next yrs off too.."
Why is that?
"They said it was gonna be another 2 weeks"
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Capt.picard Admiral
Joined: April 15, 2005 Posts: 97 From: Peterborough, England
| Posted: 2006-08-08 02:18  
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On 2006-08-07 17:08, Brave Sir Coeus wrote:
You do know that the Korolev blew up, right?
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yes, but shush, its not out here in the Uk don't spoil it.
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BackSlash Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003 Posts: 11183 From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-08-08 07:38  
Sorry boss, cars not working. Have to wait a year for me to get it fixed.
- Reason: Gideon nerfed my EAD.
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Poopshackles Admiral
Joined: June 02, 2006 Posts: 96 From: Cambridge Ont.
| Posted: 2006-08-08 09:47  
Sorry the projects late my computers frozen
Reason: Stations are saboting Earth
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Kanman Grand Admiral Pitch Black
Joined: August 26, 2005 Posts: 1017 From: Virginia, United States
| Posted: 2006-08-08 12:28  
What I say: "I have been working on my Term Paper all day, but it still isn't done. I have to finish it by tomorrow."
What I am thinking: "I have a Term Paper due tomorrow, but I have been playing DarkSpace all day anyway. Now, I will start my Term Paper."
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Sixkiller Marshal Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: May 11, 2005 Posts: 1786 From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2006-08-08 14:43  
i have done that to many times already kanman, and still a lot more to come:P
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