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Light-of-Aurora
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Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
|  Posted: 2006-01-02 17:18
Eh, a joke my friend told me.
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There was this widow, who's husband recently died from cancer. She owned a happy little farm in Kansas, where her sons and her husband usually did most of the work. Now, however, with her husband dead, and her children off to college, she needed to hire some work.
She wrote an ad in the local newspaper, asking for any able bodied people who were seeking employement.
The next day, three men showed up at the door. One was obscenely violent, one was an alcoholic, and one was gay.
The violent man was dismissed very early; she could not stand his constant punching, kicking, and other violent acts. He left the farm, and went home.
The alcoholic drank, and failed to do any work. He was fired, and that left the gay man.
The gay man, being able minded and bodied, performed superbly in his work; in fact, he did the work of 3 men every day. The widow became fond of him and his large muscles and shiny hair.
The farm continued to prosper for quite some time, and one night, the widow came up to the man with a 100$ bill clasped in her hand. She came close to the man, and whispered, 'you go on into town, and do whatever you want with this money.'
The man went to his quarters for a short time, and the widow went to bed.
The next morning, the man came back, with 300$ in his hand. The widow approached him, and he exclaimed, 'Look at all the money I made out of 100$ dollars!  .' The widow, however, flashed a smile, which quickly faded. With a very serious look on her face, she said, 'That's all very nice. Now, do me a favor. Actually, a series of favors.' The man, uneasily, replied, ' Okay, sure.' The widow said, ' Please, take off my boots.' The man proceeded to remove her boots. The widow then said, 'Take off my socks.' The man slowly removed her socks. The widow continued, 'take off my pants.' The man, now hesitant and nervouse, takes off her pants. The widow: 'Take off my shirt, please.' Now seeming apparently worried, he takes off her shirt. The widow: 'Now take off my bra.' The man slowly removes her bra. The widow: 'Now then. Take off my panties.' The man, with a questioning look on his face, silently refuses. The widow then demands, 'Take them off! Take them off!' The man hurriedly takes off her panties.
The widow then calmy says, ' Never, ever wear my clothes to town again.'
Eh? Eh? 
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Enterprise
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Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2006-01-02 17:23
Good, but heard it before.
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Light-of-Aurora
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Joined: December 01, 2003
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From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2006-01-02 17:25
I bet I told it better..
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Drafell
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Mythica
Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 2449
From: United Kingdom
| Posted: 2006-01-02 17:46
There is this miracle called 'formatting'. You might want to try it on your text someday.
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-01-02 18:09
Haha!
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_x$witchBladex_ [1.480 Fanboy]
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Joined: February 26, 2003
Posts: 849
From: Upstate New York
| Posted: 2006-01-02 20:20
Didn't bother to read...Please learn to be a little neater o_O
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Light-of-Aurora
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Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2006-01-02 21:47
Neater as in.. put more spacing? I spelled correct most of the time, no misplaced spaces, no words mushed together.. :*(
Jack didn't seem to have a problem reading it.. ^^
[ This Message was edited by: [VA]Light-of-Aurora on 2006-01-02 21:47 ]
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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
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From: Ohio
| Posted: 2006-01-02 23:05
How do you know he read it? He could have simply clicked the thread, hit 'reply' and typed "haha!" since it is supposed to be a joke, and thus funny.
He has a post count to keep up you know! That means he may not necessarily have time to actually read all the threads he posts in.
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Borgie
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Joined: August 15, 2005
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From: close by
| Posted: 2006-01-02 23:28
if it makes ya feel any better i liked it
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tagar
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Joined: July 02, 2004
Posts: 64
| Posted: 2006-01-02 23:30
i read it with no problems. ignore the ones criticising if they can't read it then perhaps its not a problem with you? anyhow I lmao when i read i, thanks for the laugh m8
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-01-03 06:51
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On 2006-01-02 23:05, Bobamelius wrote:
How do you know he read it? He could have simply clicked the thread, hit 'reply' and typed "haha!" since it is supposed to be a joke, and thus funny.
He has a post count to keep up you know! That means he may not necessarily have time to actually read all the threads he posts in.
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At last!
Someone understands the tedious task I undertake!
I did read it btw
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